So my own lil' turkey has became a loved companion to me who will never leave me alone. Even in the harshest of all the battles fought against evil vampires he just stoods (or actually goes round of me) by my side giving me the most inspirational speeches ever: "gobble gobble gobgobgobble gobblegob gobgobble". Would compete as the best motivational speech ever with Braveheart wouldn't it?
After a brief storyline we will get to the point. My turkey still hasn't got a name! Name my turkey with a good, humorous name and u will be rewarded with 50k! Not much but it still is a sum of money.
Maximum of three entries for one person and the competition time goes as long as I find a perfect name for my turkey!