1 Million Ways of Getting banned from Convient Stores..

**SUPAPRODIGY** · 08-07-2011, 01:59 AM

Just for fun's dont forget to click that thumbs up button..

Here it goes

1Million Ways of getting banned from K-Mart, Target, or all those convenient big stores....

1. Throw Skittles at people and yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
2. Steal products and sell them for TRIPLE the price just right out the store
3. Waste "JASONS" (Theres always a Jason in the store) Time by asking him stupid random questions
4. Eat all their candy
5. Hack Their Computers
6. walk around the store darting in and out of isles all the while humming the Mission Impossible theme song.
7. take a dummies clothes and model them
8.. run into the dressing room wait a couple mins and yell "theres no toilet paper in here"
9. steal some paintball guns and play a MASSIVE paintball war!
10. have a food fight with the food samples.
11. while no one is watching switch the men and womens restroom signs,

And many more to come post your own this is a thread to get some laughs while we wait for something cool to happen this does not mean you do any of the above remember i warned you

**SUPAPRODIGY** · 08-07-2011, 02:04 AM

12. Fill a shopping cart with as much as you can fit in it. (All small items)

Once they take 15 minutes to ring it all up tell them you forgot your wallet home and walk away. Repeat 2 more times in the next 2 hours. (You might have to run after the 2nd time)

**superglut2** · 08-07-2011, 02:09 AM

13. take a pen and write your own prices for all the items you can find in store

**SUPAPRODIGY** · 08-07-2011, 02:19 AM

14. Set alarms for random times.
15. Pay for all the items with pennies.
16. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
17. Ask people what gender they are.
18. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

**SUPAPRODIGY** · 08-07-2011, 02:29 AM

19.Go to the food section, grab steaks, hot dogs, hamburgers and all the fixings. then grab beer from the beer isle. walk to the outdoor section, grab charcoal, lighter fluid, cooking utensils, and a bbq grill. fire up the grill and proceed to have a bbq in the outdoor plant area while relaxing on the lawn furniure, dont forget the cooler and ice. make sure to offer some food to any employees that walk's buy. if the manager comes up to you say that you wanted to give everything a "test drive" to make sure you wanted to buy it.

20. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
21.Go around screaming the barney song while hugging people and saying I LUV U

**Fatpigwarrior** · 08-07-2011, 03:14 AM

22. Egg the ppl at the cash register with eggs from the egg section

**ScarecrowWolf** · 08-07-2011, 04:54 AM

23. Run around store naked
24. Whatch the movie all the way through playing on the 56''.
25. Say walmart rules in a target. Visa versa
26. Nap in the bed
27. Ride the bikes around the store yelling'' give me back my bike''
28. Kick security in the bad spot
29. Ask them if their mom is hot
30. Let your dog relieve itself in the store
31. Yell ''there's a bomb in the building'', and then FART
32. Makeout with the maniken( I think that's how u spell if)
33. Beat the whole example game
34. Grab slim jims and run around the store yelling '' snap into a slim jim''
35. Grab a microwave, t.v., dvd player, and dvd, and hook it all up. Then grabe a chair and their popcorn, and put it in microwave and chill.

**DownStairsMix** · 08-07-2011, 05:25 AM

36: Sing or do fake sports announcements on the intercom!

**Unxtoxic** · 08-07-2011, 06:00 AM

Lol I did the dress room thing where you yell "there is no toilet paper!" I'm sure a lot of people looked at me funny, also I was wearing a walmart shirt to a kmart store and all the employees looked like they wanted to hurt me

well it was fun!

**Notorious Legend** · 08-07-2011, 06:37 AM

37. Take a plastic sword, put a shirt on from off a rack somewhere then go to the middle of the store, rip off the shirt right before holding the sword in the air and screaming "I HAVE THE POWER!!!" Then go defeat skelator

**elianel** · 08-07-2011, 07:00 AM

38. go with 5 friend to play pocket legends with the ipod sample for 4 hours
39. kick the redbox because somebody take the last movie and you saw it

**simnar_** · 08-07-2011, 10:36 AM

[QUOTE]walk around the store darting in and out of isles all the while humming the Mission Impossible theme song.[\QUOTE] IMA DO THAT LOL

**Zaltiar** · 08-07-2011, 10:41 AM

40. Get a price tag, and sell yourself in the store. lol.

**Conradin** · 08-07-2011, 10:48 AM

41. Ask to call somebody on the intercom, and when they let you say, "Would the real Slim-Shady please stand up!" multiple times.

**Register** · 08-07-2011, 11:28 AM

42. Topple over tons of food on the shelves and lay on the floor. Then yell "CLEAN UP ON ISLE Q!!!"

**Lowlyspy** · 08-07-2011, 11:35 AM

43. Take a can of tomato sauce and make a trail leading to the womens restroom.

**SUPAPRODIGY** · 08-07-2011, 11:35 AM

44.Drip drops of crazy glue on the floor while checking out at the express lanes... Then try not to laugh too hard when the carts and people behind you find the express lane can't move.

**SUPAPRODIGY** · 08-07-2011, 11:38 AM

45. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
46.Dress up in a pacman costume and get some friends to dress up as ghosts then start playing pacman...