My Christmas Letters...

[Whirlzap]

Santa Whirlz had too much coffee and fell asleep on Christmas Eve.
Never fear, he's awake now!
Santa is now giving out letters to all the little birdlets, cubs, and apprentices of Alterra!
Please request a short letter if you want!


Dear Woundy,
How have you been, little bird? I hear you've been a LITTLE naughty this year, eh? But what can I say? Let a kid have his fun! My dear boy, what did you want for Christmas? Oh yes, a pair of Nylon Wing Muffins.
I'll check if The INT Workshop has some for you. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
-Your lovely Santa Whirlz

Dear Parth,
Hello, my dear Parf! Have you been naughty again this year? Yes, I presume?
Ho ho ho! TWO stockings full of coal for ya' this year!
Oh, and remember, have a Merry Christmas!

Dear Chloe,
My little darling elf! Those cookies were delicious! When you grow up, you should come work at my workshop! How have your battles been faring? I heard you got a new staff! Congrats! My, how about a beautiful doll for Christmas?

inb4chloesetsbeautifuldollonfire

Dear Siejo,
Greetings old mate! How are you doing these merry days? The weather's all cold and nice, what shall Old Man Whirlz send you this year? Oh, how about a new Coffee Mug? You always did love to have tea with me!

Dear Ladylove,
Happy Holidays, Brooke! I've missed you for quite some time! You should journey back to Alterra one day!
Until then, please accept this AK-47 and my warmest wishes for Christmas! I KNOW you're the type of girl who would love this present.
Merry Christmas!

*shoots Whirlz*

Dear Whirlzap,
My my, kid!
How have you been?
Oh, how I've missed you!
You NEVER write to your dear uncle Whirlz!
I'm sniffling with tears as I write this..
My dear boy, I hope you're safe right now....
because as I am writing this letter, I'm sure you have already embarked on your adventure to the mysterious lands of FNORD...
My dearest wishes, and a warm seasons' greetings, take this Cursed Blade of Eternal Dark Soul Reaping Destruction Of The Demon Askenfall's Dark Soul Sheathed Weaponry of Hell.
-Whirlz

So, if you want to receive a letter from your dear old Santa Whirlz, don't forget to leave some cookies and milk!