My Christmas Letters...

[Whirlzap]

Santa Whirlz had too much coffee and fell asleep on Christmas Eve.
Never fear, he's awake now!
Santa is now giving out letters to all the little birdlets, cubs, and apprentices of Alterra!
Please request a short letter if you want!


Dear Woundy,
How have you been, little bird? I hear you've been a LITTLE naughty this year, eh? But what can I say? Let a kid have his fun! My dear boy, what did you want for Christmas? Oh yes, a pair of Nylon Wing Muffins.
I'll check if The INT Workshop has some for you. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
-Your lovely Santa Whirlz

Dear Parth,
Hello, my dear Parf! Have you been naughty again this year? Yes, I presume?
Ho ho ho! TWO stockings full of coal for ya' this year!
Oh, and remember, have a Merry Christmas!

Dear Chloe,
My little darling elf! Those cookies were delicious! When you grow up, you should come work at my workshop! How have your battles been faring? I heard you got a new staff! Congrats! My, how about a beautiful doll for Christmas?

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Dear Siejo,
Greetings old mate! How are you doing these merry days? The weather's all cold and nice, what shall Old Man Whirlz send you this year? Oh, how about a new Coffee Mug? You always did love to have tea with me!

Dear Ladylove,
Happy Holidays, Brooke! I've missed you for quite some time! You should journey back to Alterra one day!
Until then, please accept this AK-47 and my warmest wishes for Christmas! I KNOW you're the type of girl who would love this present.
Merry Christmas!

*shoots Whirlz*

Dear Whirlzap,
My my, kid!
How have you been?
Oh, how I've missed you!
You NEVER write to your dear uncle Whirlz!
I'm sniffling with tears as I write this..
My dear boy, I hope you're safe right now....
because as I am writing this letter, I'm sure you have already embarked on your adventure to the mysterious lands of FNORD...
My dearest wishes, and a warm seasons' greetings, take this Cursed Blade of Eternal Dark Soul Reaping Destruction Of The Demon Askenfall's Dark Soul Sheathed Weaponry of Hell.
-Whirlz

So, if you want to receive a letter from your dear old Santa Whirlz, don't forget to leave some cookies and milk!

[Swimmingstar]

Yes, I want one, this year though, I forgot you were coming... So here's your half cookie along with 1/100 cup of milk.

[Whirlzap]

Dear SwimmingStar,
You're a very unique and talented little elf!
I don't know what to say, that time you decided to jump off a cliff and swim from one end of Alterra to another in half a day or that time you shot down a star.
It's hard to imagine what sort of safe present I could give you...a necklace?
No, you'd go strangle Otukaru for that...

FOR THE LAST TIME..IT'S OTUKURA! And about that^...... -.-

A new staff? No..you'd never stop smacking drew..

ow..hey that actually hurts ALOT>.< I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER GAVE YOU THAT STAFF, Swim!

ah, yes! A camera! Atleast permanent flash damage isn't as bad as having crutches all year.

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Well, ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!

[Hankomachos]

Umm... me next!

[Whirlzap]

Dear Hank,
What a tough grizzly you've grown into!
Last time I saw you, you were sitting in a little bird telling them to get out of your...territory?
And then you started sitting on a tree and telling THAT to go away..
Tough. Very tough.
I also heard you finally met that wimpy Polar Bear Mankohachos! Boy, you beat that bear up!
Hmm, what should I get you for Christmas? A rubber bunny?

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A...a Pokemon Ball!

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How about a fishing pole?

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Oh, man. Running out of choices.
Your own frisbee!
Yes, that sounds nice!
Merry Christmas!

[Sassinya]

*cookies and milk*

[RBeltran]

Wu bout me?

[NECROREAPER]

Likewise

[Buubuuftw]

*looks around* ok I think its safe... *slips in some cookies and milk* gotta run before they find me...

[Silentarrow]

You must've missed my tray? *hands platter over*

[Whirlzap]

*cookies and milk*

Dear Sassinya,
Merry Christmas!

'May your holidays
be happy days
filled with love
and laughter

And may each day
bring joy your way
in the year
that follows after!'

With warmest wishes, Santa Whirlz sends you a box of chocolates.
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[Draopwnzall]

I want a letter. :0

[Whirlzap]

Wu bout me?

Dear Rbeltran,
Well, well, enjoy your holidays Mr. Level 66 Bear!
Hope it ain't too grumpy to send you a new Shield of Hallows!
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[Skeletonlord]

I'd like a letter as well. Please make me one.

[Whirlzap]

Likewise

Dear Necro,
Hello there, young one!
I see you take a liking to wizardy and witchcraft, and isn't Halloween your favorite holiday?
Well, even though Halloween can give you lots of nice munchies and treats, Old Santa Whirlz shall also shower you with an abundance of fresh candies!
Merry Christmas, and remember, no scary ghosts this Eve!
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[Whirlzap]

*looks around* ok I think its safe... *slips in some cookies and milk* gotta run before they find me...

Dear Buubuuftw,
Why you no choose Bird.
Merry Christmas, with a toy bird.
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[Whirlzap]

You must've missed my tray? *hands platter over*

Dear Silentarrow,
Merry Christmas with a gentle song about silent snow:

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.








Gone away is the bluebird,
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

[Whirlzap]

I want a letter. :0

Dear Draocad,
Merry Christmas!
I wish to congratulate you on your victory against Count Vlod in Mount Peak Fang and obtaining the Scared (Level66) Shining Armor!
May all your holidays and further ventures be joyful and safe.

[Whirlzap]

I'd like a letter as well. Please make me one.

Dear Skeletonlord,

Wow, that milk was very tasty! Yes, indeed. It had a very UNIQUE taste to it.. Thanks!
You're a vivid guy.
So I'll wish you a Merry Christmas with pictures!
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[ninjaduck]

I want a letter. *drops a cookie in Whirlz's honesty box"