Man Rule of the Week
Hello all! Bronxman here!
As you know, the day of the metrosexual is over (thank God). Unfortunately, many guys are now asking what to do, and, more importantly, NOT to do, as men.
And so, each and every week, I will talk about an area I call "men rules." By applying these rules, you will be well on your way to becoming a man.
Man Rule of the Week
MEN SHOWER
After you reach puberty or are 13 (whichever comes first), as a man, you should not be taking baths. You should be taking showers. The only exception to this rule is if you are with a woman (though you should not be having sex until you are married).
The bottom line is that men do not bathe, they shower.
And if you are a man, and are taking a bath, and especially if you are taking a bubble bath, you are not a man. To correct this, simply take showers. Not only are showers more manly than baths, but statistics show that showers help the growth process of your Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. Don't believe me? Think about all the times you suffer from shrinkage. It always involves being surrounded by a large body of water.
So this week's man rule is MEN SHOWER.
Tune in next week when we discuss what men should NOT do at the urinals.
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