[Flowchart] What weapon should you use?

[Befs]

Ebon aegis should be tank's first arcane weapon. It is effective in all hard maps and it only costs 9m. Dozer axe next, then dozer aegis. Never go dozer aegis first, it is hard to proc and its useless in maus because it can't counter damage reduction orbs and its not good against bosses.
Doz aegis is [only] good if you already have doz axe to combo it with. Just info for help, vests such as ebon and chas are last to buy.

Good advice! This thread definitely leans more on the satirical side than anything of actual substance. This is far better advice for any people seriously considering the tank class than my fancy looking flowcharts.