There will be a shortage on Rambo Juice for a while.

[Hankomachos]

Hello all,

After handing out some free Rambo Juice to his followers, the White Knight has sadly run out of stock. His next batch won't arrive for at least two weeks, and even then, the carrier will be travelling on rough, and perhaps even dangerous terrain. There is no telling when, or even if, he'll return.

Please note that The White Knight is working with his CEO and his head lab technician to make a replacement juice until his Rambo Juice comes in.

The White Knight apologizes for any inconvenience.

[Lowlyspy]

Phew, good thing you gave me my fix before it ran out. I think i'll manage until the next shipment comes in, thamks for the heads up

[saool]

Phew, good thing you gave me my fix before it ran out. I think i'll manage until the next shipment comes in, thamks for the heads up

*psst* *whispers* I got black market Rambo juice, it's good stuff man!

[zappaxe]

*psssst* saool gimmie some o' that stuff!!!!!!!

[saool]

*psssst* saool gimmie some o' that stuff!!!!!!!

*whispers* To start you off it's 1k in gold

[OvigorothO]

I bid 1.001k!

[saool]

I bid 1.001k!

I got plenty for all

Edit: Keep it on the down low...and don't tell the white knight ;D

[zappaxe]

I bid 1.001k!

You will never take my rambo juice!!!!! *punches*
*grabs from saool and runs*

[saool]

I bid 1.001k!

You will never take my rambo juice!!!!! *punches*
*grabs from saool and runs*

He'll be back...they always come back...muahaha!

[zappaxe]

He'll be back...they always come back...muahaha!

*comes back and begs for more*

[Cahaun]

*walks in*
@_@
*walks out*

[Buubuuftw]

I guess I always have that secret stash of juice in my basement... wait, I've said too much...

YOU WILL FORGET YOU HEARD THAT! *makes jedi motion with hands*

[Hankomachos]

The white knight apologizes for skipping through all the posts, but he's lazy.

He is sure you all must be upset, but the white knight is upset too.

He is currently speaking with his lab tech...

And he has great news! After testing various juices, several came back as possible substitutes!
There should be a more definite answer just over the horizon.

--The white knight

[Cahaun]

juicers...

[Suentous PO]

Rambojuice recipe;
Tears from a ragequit mynas ,gen'er,
Waxed elf ears,
Balefort spam ( post boosted spam can be substituted in a pinch),
boot prints from the backside of a scatterbrear,
Mix equally and ferment inside one of those droid costumes sitting in someones vanity closet.
Drink responsibly, but ...
Stay thirsty my friends.

[saool]

Rambojuice recipe;
Tears from a ragequit mynas ,gen'er,
Waxed elf ears,
Balefort spam ( post boosted spam can be substituted in a pinch),
boot prints from the backside of a scatterbrear,
Mix equally and ferment inside one of those droid costumes sitting in someones vanity closet.
Drink responsibly, but ...
Stay thirsty my friends.

You forgot a secret ingredient my friend, but you've said too much as it is!

O.o *thinks to himself* I could have sworn someone said they had a secret stash...odd

[Suentous PO]

It was dis guy

[zappaxe]

LOL!!!

[Hankomachos]

Er... The White Knight absolutely did NOT just speak in first person.

The White Knight finds Sue's posts to be humorous. +1


---The White Knight

[Swimmingstar]

Hehe that's why I invented the Juice free rambo tool. You can use unlimited rambo mage power without your rambo juice! Works great! Exclusive once in a lifetime price now! Only 199,999 gold while supplies last! A 9,999,999 gold value for only 199,999 gold! Exclusive ONE TIME!

Here's a few comments...


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