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    Did you hear a joke that just got you bananas? Feel free to tell everyone about it here.
    Please follow all rules while telling jokes. Keep it cleanish and no cursing please.

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    Reserved for high quality jokes.

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    Are you serious!?

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    As a heart attack.

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    Default Official Joke Thread

    i feel like this is a great way to get people banned >.> my first instinct was to tell a "dirty joke" and then i rembered the little eyes that might wander across this thread, juz rember that when your trying to tell your jokes
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    Oh my gosh. Just tell jokes like the thread is asking xD
    I am not very funny on the spot but:

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    Hahahaha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaranas:592924
    Reserved for high quality jokes.
    I don't always tell high quality jokes, but when I do, it's when I take an arrow in the knee or when I loot a Bronx Bomber!

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    I used to tell high quality jokes, then I took an arrow to the ==))=(Knee)====>
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    Can it be yo mama jokes? or no?

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    All jokes are aloud that are cleanish with no foul language.

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    If you have 11 oranges and 10 apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't were hats!
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sryyoulose:593201
    I used to tell hgih quality jokes, then I
    read this rule:
    Quote Originally Posted by Yaranas:593349
    All jokes are aloud that are cleanish with no foul language.

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    Once I was a great man.

    Then I took my gfs high heels off.

    ZZZZING!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyseon View Post
    read this rule:
    What's wrong with that besides I realized now a little type hijh instead of high...?
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    Uh Puns?
    There is a hole at a beach nudist camp.
    The police are looking into it.

    While couldn't the bicycle go any farther?
    It was two tired.

    Why can't the circle make its circumference smaller?
    Too much Pi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faoeskekie View Post
    If you have 11 oranges and 10 apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't were hats!
    haha

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    Your family is so poor that when I accidently stepped on a cockroach, your whole family came out singing,stomping, and clapping
    "Thank the Lord for the meat"
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    All my jokes are foul and indecent, sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sryyoulose:593383
    Quote Originally Posted by Elyseon View Post
    read this rule:
    What's wrong with that besides I realized now a little type hijh instead of high...?
    I guess my joke was a little unclear, i was trying to say my high quality jokes are unclean lol, but i guess i put it together poorly

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