New Forum Game!!! Get PWND

[Zolum]

I will start with an item, person, animal, mythical creature, or whatever. Then pwn it with something better. We will go until a post cannot be PWND. Nothing unpwnable like God. You all know what I mean. If I put God then I would win already. After I post, post your item, then type in "GET PWND". So I'll start with something. I choose a Caiman (Alligator type animal from Central America)



Quick edit- All people that PWN by disliking this thread PWN themselves. Just call them a hater and it's all good.They are PWND. Hating is a terrible reason and it's pointless. Just putting it out there. (Not seeing a clear winner yet. And please read the rules, I have seen several violations that may possible effect the winner)