The chicken crossed the road because the cars stopped on a red light..
The chicken crossed the road because the cars stopped on a red light..
to see my beautiful face
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted a nova....
To prove he can cross the road! lol.
To prove he indeed WASNT a chicken, brave little poultry.
"These are not the droids you're looking for."
"Because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. The chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. If the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences."
Or simply put - Chickens cannot comprehend the concept of "roads." It is merely searching for food.
because the streetlight was green!!!
Because the blue man next to the brown chicken started to scare him so the brown chicken crossed the black road even though the light was yellow then the chicken stopped at the red barn next to the different colored farm animals and the color spectrum
prepare to have ur minds blown..
The chicken didn't cross the road, the chicken got his dodge challenger and drove past the road, and threw grenades and shot rockets at the cars so he wouldn't get hit, (he stole all that)
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It's not why did he it's how did he and that answer is walking
Because the Rooster was on the other side
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ans:Hasn't this question been asked too many times?
Answer 1: Because he was scared of that math problem. Chickens+math=bad.
Answer 2: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.
"You know why the call me Sch? That's the sound of my blade before they die."
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