The Long Awaited Return of the Oysters

[dudetus]

We all have missed them. The world of Oysterra might not ever come back anymore but at least the Oysters are making a comeback.

How do I know this? Well I am not a genious but I was able to follow up the clues which we were given.


CLUE NUMBER 1


Ever since Oysterra fell down (look the discussion about it here) the reason for the Oysterra to fall down and therefore the Oyster class itself was this:

Unfortunately there was no way to balance the class against the Walrus and Carpenter encounter

So Oysters were too overpowered and I think they have finally been able to balance the class. Because of why?



CLUE NUMBER 2


After Sam posted this:

No, this is from Humania...

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it was clear that the Oysters are coming back. Let me demonstrate.



There is a beach on the background. By my expert geographical knowledge I am able to tell that there is usually a sea around a beach. And by my expert knowledge in biology as well I am able to say that Oysters live in sea

Picture of the actual situation:





I think it is a fair bet to say that Oysters are coming back, don't u think?


EDIT: Oh yeah, thanks robbie for noticing this!

[Coltona]

It is in my expert geographical calculations, that what makes a beach a beach is in fact, the matter that it is surrounded by a body of water, most commonly an ocean, therefore defining it as a beach.

Your calculations of oysters in the ocean, are correct, but there is no pictograph evidence of them making a return, although I have had several encounters with the predecessor to the oyster, his close relative the clam, who in fact is the more balanced class. Could you be reading it wrong, and it really be the clam in place of the oyster?

[LwMark]

Clamster

[Suentous PO]

i never lost mine, i disguised the lil feller under vanities, and delivered it to the dooestep of a trusted friend where it still lives in annonimity. i then had to pretend they were fake to protect the identity.

it would be cool if those that never had one,could in the future, get a vanity helm that looks like an oyster.
-------->(hint hint sts)<--------

[LwMark]

sts probably would do somrthin like that mayb who knos

[Swimmingstar]

I still have the legendary crafted overpowered oyster sets!

[YYZ????]

I sure hope Oyster class make a comeback. I just wish I didn't delete YYZoyster! She was a lvl 35 voodoo Oyster weilding the very, very rare Oyster Shucker of the Deep.

[Hankomachos]

Nice find dude!

[dudetus]

It is in my expert geographical calculations, that what makes a beach a beach is in fact, the matter that it is surrounded by a body of water, most commonly an ocean, therefore defining it as a beach.

Your calculations of oysters in the ocean, are correct, but there is no pictograph evidence of them making a return, although I have had several encounters with the predecessor to the oyster, his close relative the clam, who in fact is the more balanced class. Could you be reading it wrong, and it really be the clam in place of the oyster?

No, in fact I am certain that my equation is right.

Beach -> sea.

Beach and sea are fun and therefore awesome spots.

Oysters have pearls and clams don't and therefore

oyster awesomeness > clam awesomeness.

And awesomeness = awesomeness. (beach + sea = oysters)

So therefore clams could be a possibility as well but by looking the awesomeness meter oysters are more awesome than clams and therefore it is Oysters and not clams.

[Elyseon]

U forgot to divide by the bronx-bomber
That sets ur ETA of the oyster horde of by 2 months

[Jugernugetx]

Unite!