Attention White Knight

[Elyseon]

You have introduced yourself many times as 'THE White Knight'
I have reason to believe there are, in fact, many of you
Behold-my evidence

[Hankomachos]

After reading the guide on being THE White Knight, I have determined that the members of this guild merely want to keep THE White Knight's nobility, bravery, and studlieness alive.
I am THE White Knight.

(I am the only one who can read/access this exclusive guide)

[Matutd]

After reading the guide on being THE White Knight, I have determined that the members of this guild merely want to keep THE White Knight's nobility, bravery, and studlieness alive.
I am THE White Knight.

(I am the only one who can read/access this exclusive guide)

LIES! That time we were in cs, remember it? I stole your powers, I took well over 52% of them, so I'm strongererer than you at white knight studly noble business stuff.

[Elyseon]

After reading the guide on being THE White Knight, I have determined that the members of this guild merely want to keep THE White Knight's nobility, bravery, and studlieness alive.
I am THE White Knight.

(I am the only one who can read/access this exclusive guide)

Idk i will interview this guy, if i see him again

[Hankomachos]

LIES! That time we were in cs, remember it? I stole your powers, I took well over 52% of them, so I'm strongererer than you at white knight studly noble business stuff.

Those 52%? That, sir, was THE White Knight's washroom using powers (ie. pee, poop), guide making powers, ability to get banned, and ultimately his power to bash his head off of the toilet multiple times.

So sorry, THE Matutd, but THE White Knight still has all his important powers in tact, hidden away, never to be taken. All 58% of them, because THE White Knight gives 110%. So technically, THE White Knight still has more %of powers left. :O

[Matutd]

Those 52%? That, sir, was THE White Knight's washroom using powers (ie. pee, poop), guide making powers, ability to get banned, and ultimately his power to bash his head off of the toilet multiple times.

So sorry, THE Matutd, but THE White Knight still has all his important powers in tact, hidden away, never to be taken. All 58% of them, because THE White Knight gives 110%. So technically, THE White Knight still has more %of powers left. :O

Did I mention I put laxatives in your drink? Those were never poopong powers, I was just bored and I had laxatives in my pocket for no apparent reason, and thought, "hey, I see no reason why I shouldn't put em in hank's drink". And so I did. The 52% I stole was real powers. I invested them and now it's like over 9000%, which compared to your puny 110% is too studly for your feeble mind!

[Hankomachos]

Did I mention I put laxatives in your drink? Those were never poopong powers, I was just bored and I had laxatives in my pocket for no apparent reason, and thought, "hey, I see no reason why I shouldn't put em in hank's drink". And so I did. The 52% I stole was real powers. I invested them and now it's like over 9000%, which compared to your puny 110% is too studly for your feeble mind!

THE White Knight does NOT play pong with his poo.

--THE White Knight has spoken.

[Matutd]

Poopong is the new craze, and according to apple auto-correct it is a real thing. If you don't wanna play pong with your poop, that's fine by me, but whether you do or do not, that doesn't change the outcome of who is the sturdiest between me and you, and as the book of matutd says, "he who think'th that he is studlier'th than matutd himself shall be slain by marmite, that's right, MARMITE" good luck explaining your story to the news.

[Hankomachos]

Poopong is the new craze, and according to apple auto-correct it is a real thing. If you don't wanna play pong with your poop, that's fine by me, but whether you do or do not, that doesn't change the outcome of who is thesturdiest between me and you, and as the book of matutd says, "he who think'th that he is studlier'th than matutd himself shall be slain by marmite, that's right, MARMITE" good luck explaining your story to the news.

Now ye try to say you're more sturdy?! I sir, am well balanced!

So be it, you are more sturdy, and I, THE White Knight, am more studly.

[Elyseon]

What about this jokester, the green WhiteKnight...

[Hankomachos]

What about this jokester, the green WhiteKnight...

He does not even have 1% of White Knight blood; notice the kdr? THE real White Knight's kdr is better.
Plus there's two K's in his name, whereas THE real White Knight has only one K. (me)

[Elyseon]

I thought the other 'k' meant a space or something
-are u sure that the white knights standards are not slowly changing to green?

[Apollo]

I thought the other 'k' meant a space or something
-are u sure that the white knights standards are not slowly changing to green?

At least the green white knight is friendlier to the environment and doesn't contribute to global warming through his super powered flatulence.

[Hankomachos]

I thought the other 'k' meant a space or something
-are u sure that the white knights standards are not slowly changing to green?

At least the green white knight is friendlier to the environment and doesn't contribute to global warming through his super powered flatulence.

I guess you've never stalked him then.

[Bilaxman]

I found one advertising for the guild while in FH. Take a look:




Just thought I'd let you know.

[Elyseon]

It would seem alterra is being plagued by white knights :O
And i thought one was enough

[Hankomachos]

It would seem alterra is being plagued by white knights :O
And i thought one was enough

There must be a conspiracy to overthrow THE White Knight.
THE White Knight will look into this.

[rinzler]

My mistake in locking the thread. Sorry!