Random crap thread (100k contest)

**MightyMicah** · 05-11-2012, 01:25 PM

All around the cobbler's bench,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun,
Pop goes the weasel!

Half a pound of tupenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the monkey goes,
Pop goes the Weasel!

Every night when I get home,
The monkey's on the table
Take a stick and knock it off,
Pop goes the weasel!

(get the idea? Now share share your random crap!

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~Update~
1st prize-funniest random crap 100k
2nd prize-wittiest random crap 50k
Special prize-(it's special I can't tell!)

P.S. I put this in the general discussion section because the main idea is just fun, not the contest
~MM

UPDATE-

The contest is now over! Here are the winners:

1st prize- Aniybo! That whole Bob Marley thing just cracked me up haha

2nd prize- Chang Yao! That slinky thing was quite clever Indeed.

Special prize- Matutd! That Mario picture is what did it. The prize is a voodoo fire pin.

(prize winners add MasterMicah to get your rewards)

**LwMark** · 05-11-2012, 01:28 PM

A mighty person posted a confusin thread in the wrong part of a forum

**MightyMicah** · 05-11-2012, 01:34 PM

lol Lwmark, I'm on ios so I was hoping no one would see the thread till I finished editing it. You see there's a glitch that forces me to start the post on safari sts, then I edit it on my app sts.

**aniybo** · 05-11-2012, 04:04 PM

this is what a poor person in a garbage says " dont worry, bout a thing, cause every little thing gonna be alright!" ( like the song )

**dudetus** · 05-11-2012, 04:22 PM

Victory shall be mine with the help of laquint:

Originally Posted by laquint

Well besides a llama that talks to me and the dude with horns and alien skin and red eyes that lives in my shoe I think I am physically the smartest person in the world my I.Q is 1 maybe....

**MightyMicah** · 05-11-2012, 05:16 PM

LOL guys awesome! Keep em coming!

**Swimmingstar** · 05-11-2012, 06:07 PM

**Livemau** · 05-11-2012, 06:28 PM

shake that? or come n get?

**Kixxler** · 05-11-2012, 06:28 PM

www.9gag.com
Best random crap.

**Elitephonix** · 05-11-2012, 07:01 PM

I went to the bathroom,
A monkey was taking a bath in the toilet,
Pop goes the weasel!!!!

**Sryyoulose** · 05-11-2012, 07:12 PM

Bubbles Buubbles Buuubles Buuuubles buuuuuubles buuuuuuubles
Cookies Coookies cooookies coooookies cooookies cookies
Fences feences feeences feeeences feeeeences feeeeeencs

**Piosidon** · 05-11-2012, 07:19 PM

A B C D E F G, Barney is my enemy

**Swords** · 05-11-2012, 08:26 PM

Uh.......... Wheres the bathroom at?

**Swimmingstar** · 05-11-2012, 11:28 PM

Randomness.

What are you talking about?

**Stompy** · 05-12-2012, 04:45 AM

Night Night.... Sleep Tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite!

**silentdestiny** · 05-12-2012, 09:58 AM

In your face in your face in your pa-the-tic I'm-BA-sa-lis-tic face of poo! Yo!

**MightyMicah** · 05-12-2012, 01:25 PM

Lols good one's guys! I have laughed pretty hard so far. Keep em coming!

**cman123** · 05-12-2012, 03:42 PM

Shut the front door!

**Urqui** · 05-12-2012, 04:31 PM

Dora the explorer had come one day from exploring. It was late at night so the next day she overslept. She woke up past the afternoon and walked to the kitchen to get a redbull. She then said to herself "off to explore some more today" so she went her room took a shower and and get her backpack. She couldnt find it so she went to look for her mom to ask if she had seen it. As she walked to the living room she had saw her friends and family. Also that creepy guy from blues clues.
She immediately saw her backpack. She went to reach for it but the backpack hid behind Dora's mom. Dora told her backpack "it's time to go". Dora's mom said "Dora you have a problem. Dora replied"what are you talking about?" The backpack immediately yelled"You need to stop exploring!" then hid again in the back. "What are you talking about? I need to do this!" replied Dora. Dora's mom then said "No Dora, you NEED to go to school, you NEED learn that you have a problem." "Yeah Dora every time I see you I try to get you to go home but you just yell at me

" said Swiper the Fox. "Ahh WTF SWIPER NO SWIPING!" screamed Dora. Her mom immediately slapped her and said not to be disrespectful. Her eyes filled with tears and asked where Boots was. "He was shot by the hunter from Jumanji last night" said the Map. "BOOTS NOO" cried Dora. "Don't you see how going alone to places like the woods or the mountains can be dangerous?" said her mom. Dora replied"No, I will never stop exploring! I will never stop like my brother Diego!" Her mom then said"actually, Diego has been in a exploring rehab for a month now"
After hearing this Dora tried to run away but was immediately blocked by the creepy guy from Blues Clues. So she ran at full speed and jumped put the kitchen window and ran to the street. Dora's mom had then called the police to come, but Dora had already stole a car driven by the old lady from Looney toons. The cops had quickly gotten there to her house and her mom told them where she went. As Dora was driving she heard the cop's sirens and quickly got 2 whine bottles that were left by the old lady and ripped a scarf that was also there and shoved it inside the bottles. She lit the scarf and threw the molotovs at the cops. The first one missed completely but the second hit the windshield of one of the cops and blinded him with the flames so he swerved off the street and crashed. Then Dora sped away through the jungle of cars she eventually lost the cops. But as she turned around to see if she was still being followed she was hit by a truck and completely destroyed both cars and knocking Dora out.
When Dora woke up she saw a man asking her is she was alright and as her vision cleared... She saw it was the hunter from Jumanji. She immediately attacked him knocking him down punching him and punching and punching while she was screaming BOOTSSS. A young girl tried to make her stop yelling "please stop he's already dead!" Then Dora was tackled by a police officer and hand cuffed. While the cop was putting Dora in the police car her mom looked at her and said "It's for your own good" Dora didn't reply

Dora was sentenced to a year in Exploring rehab and had to promise never to explore again. Also had to pay damages she caused to the cops and hunters she hurt and killed... She did none of these thing

Lol

**RaptorBlitz** · 05-13-2012, 02:15 AM

Yea hello so yea how are ya and man what a day it's been yea so I was shopping and crap for pikachu underwear and this thingy pooped out oopsI meant to post popped out but whatever so yea a pokemon card popped out and I was all like "awesome I can use it to cover my pikachu underwear with and like yea it was so awesome and then chuck Norris burst through the wall and falcon punched the sleazy salesman holding women's undergarments and like everyone was like 'OMG it's nuck chorris and like yea everyone was like that so everyone fainted and chuck norris put on the underwear the sleazy salesman who got falcon punched was holding and like yea the building collapsed and everyone died except nuck chorris and he turned into my lvl5 Mage wandbreaker and rezzed everyone so like everyone was like 'OMG WANDBREAKER HOWAWESOME HERE TAKE MY LVL2 DARK WAND OF SMARTS' and then Wandbreaker who was chuck Norris transformed broke the wand and like everyone died again because everyone knew how much the wand was worth and like yea Wandbreaker ran out of mana and didn't have any mana pots so we just sat there dead yeA then we turned into plankton and we won the game with a lvl1 Torch. So yea now we're in Humania and like we're being entertained by these devs in coconuts and yea the reception here is horrible so like bye and yea I'm still dead so yea

*Rambles everything off top of head*