My Guide To Rushing

[PL_Keaton96]

Ehhhh i might join the rushing team but i need to get that Artisan Leather!!!!!
Rushing ftw, i rush when i am in a terrible mood, it's therapy to those who have no life. Rushing is not bad, the game doesn't have rules stating " No rushing." or anything like that. People just cry too much about their kdr dropping. If you care about it, hide it. Then no one sees it.

[Swimmingstar]

You're so not sneaky. They'll kill you before you buff.

Want a free tip for being a sneaky and successful rusher? You can't be successful without being sneaky so here's a free lesson. Hide in tents and buff and come out and yell something while attacking them. Or hide somewhere to buff where they can't see you.

Want to know how to rush without blowing your cover?
Hide while rushing them and they won't know what hit them. If they find you it's probably too late for them to get back at you but put this in quick chat, "Oops, I was testing, sorry!" This stalls them for that last tiny bit of time you need to escape without a death.

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Have fun!

~Rushing, Inc.

[Swimmingstar]

Selling company, Rushing, Inc.

[grenadiers]

I tried this out today on my bear. Let me say its the best guide I've ever read. There actually is one who flees the pack haha

[Swimmingstar]

Have to make a secret character. Rushing is fun.

[MightyMicah]

NOW I get it. This is why my announcement to start rushing caused such a stirring. Because this is what people thought I would be doing. People like Ilijopliliil are hated for their infamous rushing, but they aren't as pathetic as this. They have a sense of honor and a sense of respect for their enemy. But this? This is just plain sad. Allow me to introduce Micah's rushing guide.

Step one- find beastbowbear in game
Step two- kill him on sight
Step three- rinse and repeat

~MM

[XghostzX]

Why do people care about rushing and point rushers out on a daily basis? Because players love being the in-game police, and they like to feel self-confidence by getting everyone to hate you and kill you by calling you a rusher. They want everyone to like them.

That's why I rush

[Walkhardd]

my guide to rushing

1- kill everyone. Friends, enemies, newbs, and pros.

2- don't talk or use emotes.

3- don't leave when youre about to die, or if youre outnumbered. Just respawn, and go back for more.

Thats how you rush like a pro.

[Phoenixking]

Why do people care about rushing and point rushers out on a daily basis? Because players love being the in-game police, and they like to feel self-confidence by getting everyone to hate you and kill you by calling you a rusher. They want everyone to like them.

That's why I rush

You only rushed me though....

[Mothwing]

Ahahaha. How awesome is this. A guide, to contradict all those complaining PVP threads. I love it.

[XghostzX]

You only rushed me though....

King, there's a lot of people out there I know but I get tired of keeping everyone in track. Sometimes you got to let me know it's you, it's really nothing personal. I get unbelievably tired of the same old 1v1.

[Yich]

Advicatus.. Entertaining wasnt necessarily saying this is bad because of rushing... This thread is terribly written, has awful advice and has the audacity to call itself a guide. See all of you in game. I dare every last one of you to rush me. Ign: Improving. Lvl 17 bear.

[FluffNStuff]

This is a good start, but you need to add a section for the twink rushers on what to do when the target fights back.

[StompArtist]

This is a good start, but you need to add a section for the twink rushers on what to do when the target fights back.

"lag out"

[Swimmingstar]

You create a game, rush them and if they're strong you boot them after.

[plmafiaboss]

Advicatus.. Entertaining wasnt necessarily saying this is bad because of rushing... This thread is terribly written, has awful advice and has the audacity to call itself a guide. See all of you in game. I dare every last one of you to rush me. Ign: Improving. Lvl 17 bear.

i fought you on my bears.. Ur okay but I like the guide.. Keep improving

[Purey]

Rush or die twice!

I like this due to the humor behind it! I love seeing all us rushers come out never stop rushing!

anyone else is just too stuck up their kdr's assets to have a little fun! learn to live learn to rush!

[Livemau]

you forgot a key principle

every rusher knows how to act friendly towards others but use it to their advantage so say something like whats up then wait a couple seconds then kill em when they are typing
when they say why rush or something like that say they had auto on and you got scared
now ask them about their opion on political things like the president
kill again and use same excuse
they will probably request a free this time
rush them
wait for the mad face to get off of your current list of buffs and procs
then quit
unless they are super easy in which case rush them and when you kill say i just wanted to be friends
i also have a story so gather round
my friend lets call him something random that isnt his real name uzitaca
he was doing this weird thing where he would say go when standing close then kill you when you said go so i saw it coming and i killed him without saying go
he asked me for a free kill and i said oh really thanks bro and i killed him again
he asks for another free and im like dude is this charity or something ur awesome and i keep killing him rushing him having a good time
i do this for like 3 straight games until hes like dude stop ur ***************** ***** ************ ****** so im like oh you wanted a free kill i thought u were giving them and hes says now he wants 10 frees to make up for it so im like OK! and i kill him until he quits
he no longer asks me for frees no matter what happens but he sometimes does rush me when someone that doesnt like me comes in like (another anonymous person i will put a different name down) kanxital (no one knows who that is) and kanxital will rush me then uzitaca will come and back him up so normally to mantain my kdr i will repulse kanital and kill uzitaca then if i can i will recharge my skills and heal then go for kanital which is like a 50 50 chance if im on full and uzitaca isnt alive yet
so thats the story of the free rushes and i found something from a living legend earlier today
a quote saying "besides a llama and a red eyed thing that talks to me in my shoe I am physically the smartest person here with an iq of one maybe?
guess who it is!

[Livemau]

Advicatus.. Entertaining wasnt necessarily saying this is bad because of rushing... This thread is terribly written, has awful advice and has the audacity to call itself a guide. See all of you in game. I dare every last one of you to rush me. Ign: Improving. Lvl 17 bear.

when i went in with my level 13 bird to check out what level 10s do for pvp i killed you with level1 gear when you fighting some other dude
i did the dare and lived (quit) can i have a ribbon or a cookie

[Advicatus]

Haha imp I have a few screenshots of me rushing you still :P. and you don't take frees so I believe I got away with it Gg