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    fake bb gun and shot a banana at the real echidna gun which then turned back into the baby echidna who then threw up pea soup on the monkey in the tuxedo who whirled around with a
    Generally speaking, a howling wilderness does not howl: it is the imagination of the traveler that does the howling. ~ Thoreau
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    monkey vortex, super, hyper bazooka who unfortunately had the disease, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs) so he...
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    had to pause everything and use his nebulizer and then he
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    Jumped down a hole and discovered....

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    a white rabbit and a bottle labeled "drink me" so
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    he drank it. little did he know it was...
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    An animal of any sort.

    Once he drank it, the rabbit munched his flesh from inside out and the monkey king died,
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    meaning that his son would rule over the country and...
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    his name was donkey kong, and nintendo made a verry popular string of video games in his honour. but when donkey kong found out nintendo created this thing called a 'game cube' he...

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    found dragon ball and transformed into the great ape. however...
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    She needed her great staff of destruction to open the portal of doom.

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    what? great ape is a guy!
    (sorry this post doesn't count)
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    Donkey kong had secretly turned into a woman. Then he threw a humongous, gigantic, abseloutley H U G E...
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    barrel... and killed jesus... jesus then respawned 3 days later, lag was pretty bad back then, jesus then set forth for a faster data plan when....

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    The narrator of this story died!

    So they were frozen in the moment they are in now because the narrator(s) aren't creating anymore events!
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    But thankfully BMC came along to help. Lightninglord soon realised that no matter how many times you try, you can't end a never-ending story, and so in trying to do so, created a paradox, causing his entire face to turn inside out. Scarred from watching the whole ordeal, Jesus moved to Las Vegas and got a job as a...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmc85uk View Post
    But thankfully BMC came along to help. Lightninglord soon realised that no matter how many times you try, you can't end a never-ending story, and so in trying to do so, created a paradox, causing his entire face to turn inside out. Scarred from watching the whole ordeal, Jesus moved to Las Vegas and got a job as a...
    My face turned inside out???? Oh dear... O.o.

    And he got a job as a janitor. Even though he got $1 per hour, he was singing about his joy at work.
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    hoping that one day his followers would come and rescue him, and the days passes by when suddenly....
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    He got married in a chapel with an Elvis impersonator, which to his surprise it was actually...
    i saw her once, and swore i was in love...

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    Satan dressed out to be Elvis, Satan now had a way back in to heaven. And when they got there God....
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