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    After Chuck Norris inadvertently kicked them in, Frogmar had placed an ancient curse on his teeths. And now they were about to eat him from the inside out.

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    So the warrior called on Le Chomp the dentist to remove the teeth in his tummy by
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    Then le chomp the dentist turned out to be an evil dentist and he yanked some teeth out, and laughed an evil laugh. The warrior was thinking about suing, but instead....
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    Went to see a very expense denist and had the lost teeth replaced with platinum implants from the in game store. Feeling dapper he wandered out into the street and encountered....
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    jubjub, the god of chickens. jubjub then...
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    Skele-meathead!! The deformed meathead and skeller crunch combined. So the warrior was running around in the streets crying, when suddenly....

    Dammit too slow.
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    Granted him a spoon only with "you will know when to use it" as his last words before he vanished. The warrior continued on until he encountered a..

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    ...fish called Raymond. Who was eating..
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    Himself until...
    Google ftw

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    the warrior sent spacetime a screenshot saying "this is what happens when u make us wait a month and a half for ao3"

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    And then he ate a pie which actually was a...
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    Giant fish eating squirrel, named Pablo. Pablo then left off to a journey to Hollywood to try to accomplish his dream of being a...

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    a wannabe justin bieber until he found out that...
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    ...justin bieber was actually a cyborg sent from the future to destroy human ears. This plan seemed to be working until...
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    A small rabbit called Timothy questioned the Warriors quest, the Warrior replied...

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    were the bloody hell is ao3! ive done all the noob quests in a day including the collect 1024 tomes quest, and all i got was 512g... this is BS!

    the warrior gets sick of farming ao2 and desides to walk around wearing a purple sombrero and pimping encantresses until....
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    And than a turkey named Tony walked up, and told Violent to STFU cause AO3 will take some time then Tony....

    (Tony said it, not me!)

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    Screamed "leave the devs alone" and then pondered Thanksgiving.

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    and said. "I'm going to hatch a plan so people don't eat Turkey for thanksgiving. Maybe I'll get people eating Duck, or possibly Goose. Hmm, where to start - I know, I'll go to the....."
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    gun store and buy some bullets to shove up peoples noses. because I prefer shoving things up noses rather than up their...
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