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    nosy neighbor's chimneys. Meanwhile, Sparky attempted to shed some light on the situation by...

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    purchasing a MASSIVE torch.... but the box said batteries not...
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    edible. so sadly, sparkly shoved them up his nose and purchased a real torch. but the lighter was gone. so he had to go and shove it up his nose. later he found his friend dead eyes who was busy shoving things up his...
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    ....sweater because he landed himself a role in a new show playing the role of a pregnant woman. Which didn't bother him really because..
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    he had shoved a pregnant woman up his... um... sphincter. every night he was in pain and moaned, "...
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    Oh ***k make it stop
    ~why DO you use thongs?~
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    Oh ***k make it stop
    even thou deep inside he loved it, thewarrior went on facebook to look for...
    i saw her once, and swore i was in love...

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    a knitting group to enlist help knitting a kilt for a giant troll who
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    shoved furrawn up it's nose and began to..
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    Yell at vulgarstrike for being so reprehensibly gross in his posts in this thread & OCD about his nose and then the warrior
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    shoved it up his mouth and then he
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    Went, and jumped off a cliff, and died. The end

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    but alas! he had yet to shove down the cheeshamburger which he had...
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    been saving for AO3. But then he heard rumors that mysticaldream was actually a....
    i saw her once, and swore i was in love...

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    Chicken! Then his character Hotpocketleg popped up wearing a....

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    Santa hat from the PL store and thoughts of the mighty hotpocketleg made the warrior throw down his cheeseburger and dream of
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    rachel bilson, and..
    i saw her once, and swore i was in love...

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    the warrior also dreamed of chickens, trolls, hotpockets, knitting, and smurfs then he woke up and
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    shoved a smurf up his mouth
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    Then Papa smurf attacked that guy like a MOFO and than Smurfette....

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