
Originally Posted by
Snakespeare
I play Stripperella. You know, the character from the TV show? And guys hit on her, too. Thing is, how can they NOT know I'm a dude? Real women have nicer names. Only a guy like Stan Lee would make up a stripper/superhero. So the usual come on goes like this:
Dude (usually in his underwear): Nice name!
Me: thx
Dude: So... why did you pick that name?
Me: It's a character from a TV show.
Dude: really?
Me: google it
Dude: would you like to be my gf?
Me: [Logout][Logout]
y'know... in the TV show, she'd just kick him where it hurts and move along. But if he was dressed up nice and had a cheerful face, maybe she'd like talk a little and not kick him. Her life is far too complex for a relationship, though. She'd leave him in an expensive restaurant to fight the were-beaver or something.
People gotta start separating illusion from reality better!
Also, STS has an age limit on the game, but I doubt that would work with a judge on a soliciting minors charge! "I was just kidding around" is not a defense.
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