Attention Otu! (and all interested in my soul)

[Elyseon]

It has come to my attention that my soul has been listed up for sale with an asking price of 50k which I personally find a bit high, but anyways it's all well and good that you're selling my soul, since it's in one of my previous deals...
But as long as you use my highly prestigious name I'm going to have to demand a fee of 5%

Thank you for your time

[NECROREAPER]

Meh, I'll pass. I've already reaped enough souls for the time being, thanks for the offer though

[Elyseon]

Meh, I'll pass. I've already reaped enough souls for the time being, thanks for the offer though

Understandable, this one is slightly used

[Suentous PO]

I maintain my bid, and seeing your understandable finders fee I add one of those 2 handed weapons we cant name. That should just cover the fee and add a tiny tip.
Mmmmmmm tasty souls

[Otukura]

changed it

[Lowlyspy]

Psh, i'll offer a chicken leg and 2 wet pool noodles.

[Suentous PO]

Always hidden fees in evil transaction, this is to be expected. So I add;
6 pounds of compas juice, an affordable lie detector, a portable pride protector, x ray specs ( not those sl ones but the ones that came from the back of 60's comic books, a spare tinfoil hat, and a narcoleptic time traveling dinosaur named niccodemus who owes me black skittles.

[Otukura]

Always hidden fees in evil transaction, this is to be expected. So I add;
6 pounds of compas juice, an affordable lie detector, a portable pride protector, x ray specs ( not those sl ones but the ones that came from the back of 60's comic books, a spare tinfoil hat, and a narcoleptic time traveling dinosaur named niccodemus who owes me black skittles.

I'll PM you my address, and upon receiving the items, I will be prepared to transfer all rights of his soul to you.

[Suentous PO]

*slowly smiles as light dim*
wonderfull news, as these things have already transpired. The proper ritual inacted, contract drawn in 6 dimensions on the skin of a purple mupet, set out before shrines of Disney tween idols yet to be born. Witnessed by Cthulhus yoga instructor and several of lesser known but equilly important nephews who wore the traditional smurfette masks.
Often minds are shocked by the procedure necessitating a temporary amnesia.


My new toon,

[Swimmingstar]

Amazon... things are $0.01 but the shipping is $28417937130183.

[Sryyoulose]

I'll trade... An oyster set for the small price of ely's soul!
Might even throw in a bronx bomber!

[Swimmingstar]

I'll trade... An oyster set for the small price of ely's soul!
Might even throw in a bronx bomber!

This is a scam! The bronx bomber is gone completely, and I'm the only one who has a whole oyster set! I have 10 crafted oyster sets!

[Sryyoulose]

This is a scam! The bronx bomber is gone completely, and I'm the only one who has a whole oyster set! I have 10 crafted oyster sets!

Pm me your problems I'm trying to make a deal here!
Fine I give you lvl 51 Demonic set *Wink*

[Swimmingstar]

Pm me your problems I'm trying to make a deal here!
Fine I give you lvl 51 Demonic set *Wink*

No such thing.

But I have a L51 Diamond Set.

[Suentous PO]

I will now entertain offers to rent out said soul for limited times to be used for but not exclusively;
Children's birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, bachelor parties, as a sparing partner for Kimbo slice, or as a Porcupine groomer.
Otherwise it may be found dying in pvp for a reasonable fee, or simply standing in FH continually singing my praises through an auto tuner.

[Sryyoulose]

No such thing.

But I have a L51 Diamond Set.

No such thing....
I have a lvl 3 Asteroid Set

[Elyseon]

changed it

Good now I see no problem with any parts of this deal ;D

[Enforcer]

Hey guys, I got the "stuff" you'll need. ....."stuff..."