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    Think of a sad joke,story and post it the winner gets a surprise

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    I was at the spelling bee, spelled "I" wrong
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    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Cuz he didn't have the guts to do it!!!
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    I can't believe their together after all that crap!

    Who?

    My buttcheeks!

    *Sorry if this is inappropriate*
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    A bird hits a window. What's the last thing that goes through its mind?

    It's butt.
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    Why Did Little Susie Loser her Icecream Cone?

    ... She got hit by a Bus. ):

    "Knock, Knock"
    "Who's there?"

    "Not Susie!"
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    My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race...
    She died in a house fire.

    I used to be a pimp but sts made me a MEGABUNNY!!!!

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    "knock knock"
    "who's there"
    "to"
    "to who?"
    "no idiot, its to whom."
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    Knock- knock:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Aaa dont cry it's only a joke!

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    A guy went to compete in an UGLY CONTEST..

    Guy: can I take part I'm sure I'm ugly
    Boss: no professionals allowed!!

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    Yo mamma:

    Yo mamma's so fat that when she sat on an IPOD it became an IPAD xD

    Yo mamma's so fat that when she sat on a box tv it became an LCD xD

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    Random joke:
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off. Geddit?

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    Lol enough joking around now the sad joke:
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    What's green, red, and goes 100 mph c:<?
    A frog in a blender ^-^

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    Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once?

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    What happened to the girl on her sweet 16th birthday?

    She died in a roller coaster crash...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilgangster View Post
    Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once?
    postin more than once would be unfair I suggest u edit

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMiraclebird:697014
    Quote Originally Posted by lilgangster View Post
    Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once?
    postin more than once would be unfair I suggest u edit
    ...how would.it be unfair? I mean it's the same thing either way ain't it?
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    What do you call a cop dressed in bronze?

    A copper!

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    Here's a one xD.
    I love my best friend,he's a chicken.
    We call him my Chicken WING MAN.
    Hehe

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    A long time ago, there was a girl with not many friends. She marched through her first 18 years with a determined smile and a burning hope that she would one day be accepted. During her college years, she was teased and tormented, but still kept that ever-glowing smile on her face. She never married, never had a boyfriend, and lived out most of her time alone. As she laid in the hospice bed, dying of terminal stage three pancreatic cancer, one last thought crossed her mind. "What did I do to deserve this?". She cried herself into a sleep in which she would never wake up. No one attended her funeral.

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    There was a dog name Joke, got hit by a car and the joke ended.
    "Always Be Yourself"
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    Famouse quote from the one and only, Dr Sheldon Cooper
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