CFF (Creative Funny Fellowship)

**Flamin** · 08-25-2010, 03:38 PM

...aka... Creative Funny Randomness (CFR)
Is Fun, Creative, Random, and full of Stories, Contests, Jokes, Riddles, and whatever.
You can make up contests, play forum games, share stories, make stories, and just plane be creative and have fun. You can do whatever when you post whatever whenever.

The four and only rules are to:
Have fun,
Post often,
Be creative,
And KEEP IT CLEAN. (No bad or dirty jokes allowed)

Join now, Everyone is invited, we need lots frequent funny creative posts.
When you join, please participate by posting often.

**Flamin** · 08-25-2010, 05:06 PM

Anyone want to join and share some jokes?

**haroldiv** · 08-25-2010, 05:09 PM

i joined, sounds fun. Will participate later =)

**KingFu** · 08-25-2010, 05:13 PM

I'll join.

So here's a joke for the kids!

A duck walks into a bar. Ow

Here's a one for the adults!

What did the ***** say to the *****
**** I gotta *****

**TwinkTastical** · 08-25-2010, 05:24 PM

lol

umm..
why did the chicken cross the road. Colonel Sanders: i missed one!?!?

**King Kamehameha** · 08-25-2010, 05:45 PM

Has anyone every heard the saying anything you say will be taken and used as evidence? (or something along those lines)

**Flamin** · 08-25-2010, 05:46 PM

Please post try to also post on the group page: http://www.spacetimestudios.com/group.php?groupid=53

**King Kamehameha** · 08-25-2010, 05:48 PM

Anyway Policeman:anything you say will be taken and used as evidence. Man: please don't hit me again officer

Hey can I join? Please

**Flamin** · 08-25-2010, 05:58 PM

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare I smile, and when I get tired...
I put the mirror down.

lol

**Machinima** · 08-25-2010, 06:41 PM

I joined CFF here we come!

**bmc85uk** · 08-25-2010, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Mysticaldream

What did the ***** say to the *****
**** I gotta *****

Haven't actually laughed at anything from the internet in a while but this one made me chuckle

**Chickdigcookies** · 08-25-2010, 07:01 PM

So its the last day of the CIA training camp, and only 3 officers are left.

Instructor: Ok fellas...today is the day, FINAL TEST! Your wives are upstairs, and youll have to pick up the gun and kill em. Its your final exam....

First Trainee: *Picks up the gun, and walks to the elevator*, I CANT DO IT, I LOVE HER TOO MUCH! *and he runs away*

Second Trainee: *Picks up the gun and walks to the elevator, gets in, and before the door closes, he stops it with the gun* I CANT DO IT, I LOVE HER TOO MUCH! *and he runs away*

Third Trainee: *Picks up the gun and walks to the elevator, gets in, and goes to the third floor*. While on the third floor, the instructor hears gun shots, and fighting. Windows braking, doors slamming...

When the third trainee returns down stairs, the instructor notices he has blood all over and he asks "What happend?"

The trainee replies, "you gave me blanks, so i had to strangle her to death"

**FluffNStuff** · 08-25-2010, 08:49 PM

Two Muffins sitting in an oven.
Muffin1: Do you think its hot in here?
Muffin2: AHHHHHH! A talking Muffin!

**FluffNStuff** · 08-25-2010, 08:49 PM

Or perhaps, a baby seal walks into a club.

**PvpLegend** · 08-25-2010, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Chickdigcookies

So its the last day of the CIA training camp, and only 3 officers are left.

Instructor: Ok fellas...today is the day, FINAL TEST! Your wives are upstairs, and youll have to pick up the gun and kill em. Its your final exam....

First Trainee: *Picks up the gun, and walks to the elevator*, I CANT DO IT, I LOVE HER TOO MUCH! *and he runs away*

Second Trainee: *Picks up the gun and walks to the elevator, gets in, and before the door closes, he stops it with the gun* I CANT DO IT, I LOVE HER TOO MUCH! *and he runs away*

Third Trainee: *Picks up the gun and walks to the elevator, gets in, and goes to the third floor*. While on the third floor, the instructor hears gun shots, and fighting. Windows braking, doors slamming...

When the third trainee returns down stairs, the instructor notices he has blood all over and he asks "What happend?"

The trainee replies, "you gave me blanks, so i had to strangle her to death"

i Lol'd.
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**Flamin** · 08-25-2010, 09:11 PM

Wow CFF is really starting off strong, less than 8 hours and already 21 people have joined.

**Flamin** · 08-26-2010, 12:15 AM

Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Lean beef

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him he not comming.

Mini version:
Two blonds walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it.

Epic version:
50 blonds walk into a bar, you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.