Good evening, Nation!*
It is well known that I am always there to lend a hand when the *Nation needs some muscle, and I could not turn a deaf ear when I heard Blackstar was in need.*
Fans of the Nation will be familiar with my alter ego, intergalactic bad boy secret agent "Tek Jansen" (trademark )
Luckily I am always wearing my flight suit under my 3 piece suite (what, you don't?), & so I sprang I to action to *meet with base!*
Upon reaching base I was informed of a virulent outbreak of head lice! Neglected hygiene now necessitated the purifying scourge of flame no less!*
These eggs were blockbuster!!
Upon inspection right before me, it hatched, & it was so oddly cute I hesitated firing
Didn't always work out well for yours truly*
But of course in the end we prevailed ( at least in editing we did )
But I could not wait to get back to Alterra and you the Nation!
*this episode is dedicated to Technoemail for totally selfless reasons. *
** who am I kidding, gimme free stuffs**
***WOW you look great today Techno! ***