AO3 Catchphrase Contest! 1,000,000 Gold!

[nmyxspaceship]

Here we go! The second catchphrase contest here on forums except this time, player hosted!

How to enter

To enter you must state the name and catchphrase

Ex.

Overlord- I'm invincible!
Gurgox- I cannot be beaten!
Mynas- I'm not a rappa

Simple enough?

Rules

• Enter as many times as you can!
  
• If your catchphrase an anyway does not follow STS terms of service it will not be counted in the contest.

Prize

• 10 people will be chosen to win 100,000!
• Possible plat prize for top 10 - 5 pieces
• All entrants will recieve a signature letting all know you entered.

All entries must be sent in by July 29th to be eligable to win.

Good luck all!

[Jugernugetx]

Overlord- "Really? a bird? pfft.. wait! ... A BEAR!?! Minions attack!!!!!!"
Gurgox- "Swing by my house another time, not in the mood.. ya know. to fight...."
Mynas- "My set may not have sparkles but dude... i own you!"

Updated. Forgot to post yesterday. Hope i didnt steal anyone idea >.> i tried not to! Good luck to all!

[nmyxspaceship]

Sorry lol rules and stuff arent up yet. posted early.

[Noodleleg]

Overlord: "Gahd dang it! These controls are so confusing! Even though ther are two FRIGGIN joysticks!"
King Mynas: "Wut...? My shadows don't give xp and loot anymore? Shoot... Gotta stick with L50 items -_-..."
Gurgox: "Don't fight me... Even if I'm down, I'll use my secret weapon, the fart of doom."

[nmyxspaceship]

Great, first entry^

[razerfingers]

Gurgox: sorry.. had too many egg salad sandwiches... :3
King mynas: fear me tomb raiders!
Overlord: this isnt as easy as the videogames..

Sent using spray paint from a "can"

[Rauekat]

Gurgox: I really need to lay of those beans!!
King Mynas: I may be 1 million years old, but I can still destroy you!
Overlord: You want to try working these freaking controls?!?!

[Cahaun]

Overlord: YOU'LL NEVER GET PAST THISS!!!
Gurgox: Pick up that orb... you'll need it.
Mynas: I've got 99 problems and all of it is YOU!

[fuzzylazer]

Overlord: My fingers are too small to control the joysticks.
King Mynas: I really need my twin to help me kill you!
Gurgox: I better do some weights to kill you...Or you'll run me out.

[TheMatrixMan]

Overlord: hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm an overlord, so bow to me, maybe?

Gurgox: who sent entire team of babies to fight?

Mynas: years of protecting my tomb and this is how you newcomers reward them? I'll show you!

[nmyxspaceship]

I love em! Great few so far

[WoundedEagle]

Ex.

Overlord- I'm invincible!
Gurgox- I cannot be beaten!
Mynas- I'm not a rappa

Expressing how epic you are in just a post is simply not possible.

[Jcyee]

Gurgox: stop running! U know im fat... Come back here so i can eat u!

Overlord: too...many...buttons!

King mynas: who let u into my tomb, noob?

[Asicheenivy]

Gurgox: Feel the wrath of my fat!!

Overlord: Which button is "KILL"

King Mynas: Get out of my tomb!

[Late]

Overlord: why won't this stupid machine work!

King mynas: what you looking at?

Gurgox: I'm stuck again

[Tvis]

Overlord - Prepare to be ruled!
Gurgox - My stomach HATES me!
Mynas - Subtract this!

[thecrankybearsam]

Gurgox: Want me to drop a totem? Well you'll have to launch a missile down my throat and call the SWAT team to get it out of my abnormal belly, fools!
Overlord: I wear this void helmet because I have a strong fear of germs!
King Mynas: Me got dem egyptian apple bottom jeans jeans boots with the furrr (with the fur?)

[thecrankybearsam]

Gurgox: (to the toon of payphone)I have a killll streak tryin to gooo deek all of my foes with swords and shieldsD
Overlord: (to the toon of sorry for party rocking) sorrryyy for partttyy shockiiin
King Mynas: Whats that grandma? Your level 5 and want me to join you in forest haven? Ha! What a NOOB

[thecrankybearsam]

Overlord: FFFUUUU HOW DID THIS NOOB BUY THE PREVIEW OF AO3 WITH PLAT AND BEAT ME?!?!?
Gurgox: While Overlord is crying about a noob I like to steal his oreos!
King Mynas: <3 YOLO^^ YouObviouslyLoveOreos!

[thecrankybearsam]

Overlord: So kids, what does 2+2 equal? Oh, my bear, archer and mage foes! You are early! This is awkward.
Gurgox: Stop complaining about my fat and give me a celery stick!
King Mynas: Go away guys, I'm playing call of duty!