***Here I Go Again by CrimsonTider (made Famous by Whitesnake) - A Parody***

[CrimsonTider]

I figured with all the whining and raging going on here lately, it is time to take a step back and see just how silly we all look. Hope you enjoy!!

Well I don't know what I'm asking, but I sure know what I want...
Hanging on the promises and the posts of yesterday...
Well I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time...
Well here I rage again, here I rage again...

Tho I keep posting for some changes, I never seem to be happy with what I get...
Well Lord I pray to give me strength to not rage quit, Cause I know what it need...
To hoard my gold and nerf all the pinks...

Well here I go again to rage on the forums...
Goin' down the only road I've ever known...
Like a beggar in cs when he get's reported...
And I've made up my mind, I'll never be happy with this game...

Just another noob in need of rescue, waiting for the pinks to drop to me...
And I'm gonna complain because this game's just not fair...
Cause I know what I need, to hoard my gold and nerf all the pinks...

Well here I go again to rage on the forums...
Goin' down the only road I've ever known...
Like a beggar in cs when he get's reported...
And I've made up my mind, I'll never be happy with this game...
So here comes the rage posts again...



Thank you and good night!! :throws guitar pick:

[Deathpunch]

Needs moar Tawny Kitaen, otherwise, not bad.

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[Cahaun]

[CrimsonTider]

Needs moar Tawny Kitaen, otherwise, not bad.

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Only one problem: She is no longer hot and is in rehab.

[Deathpunch]

Only one problem: She is no longer hot and is in rehab.

1980's Tawny Kitaen, then.

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[CrimsonTider]

1980's Tawny Kitaen, then.

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I shall grab my DeLorean and travel BACK to 1987!!

[Livemau]

can u add youtube video of song to post makes it easier to listen and read along

[Deathpunch]

I shall grab my DeLorean and travel BACK to 1987!!

Lol! Let's go! 88mph!

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[Livemau]

awkward moment when ppl are reffering to things that i have no idea what they could possibly mean

[Jblazer]

funneh xD

[Stephencobear]

I wish I could pretend to have no idea what this is parodying, but I remember. All of that painfully neon toned hair sprayed fashion obsessed makeup wearing attitude.
And that was just the men :/

[Brave Sir Robin]

can u add youtube video of song to post makes it easier to listen and read along

Here

These guys were big once upon a time. And this is another classic by them. Ofc Crim can make a parody of it like "Is this loot".

E.g.

Is this loot that I'm seeing
Is this the loot that I've been farming for
Is this loot or am I dreaming
This must be loot
'Cause it's really got some plat from me
Some plat from me

[CrimsonTider]

Here

These guys were big once upon a time. And this is another classic by them. Ofc Crim can make a parody of it like "Is this loot".

E.g.

Is this loot that I'm seeing
Is this the loot that I've been farming for
Is this loot or am I dreaming
This must be loot
'Cause it's really got some plat from me
Some plat from me

ZOMG!! That right there is genious! We may have to come up with a PL 80's Hairband Parody team and make these on a regular basis!

Also, I see a "Nights of the Round Table" parody coming:

We are are trolls of the STS forums
We complain when we are able
We play all day, And then we say
"Nerf items and increase loot table!"
We run back in game to rush-a-lot
We lack manners, and complain a-lot!

@SCB - That dudes shirt says "Van Nailin'"!! LOL

[Stephencobear]

HA! I didn't notice that. I could not break away from that gaze which is both, somehow, sultry and threatening.
Well I'll leave the hair metal and stick with good old fashion country music




*sung to fulsom prison blues, by Jonny Cash*
Early one mornin while browsin the forums,
Saw somethin I wont approve, and lost all my decorum!
Made a rant filled with illogic and bad grammar,
Next time I tried to play, I found I'd been ban hammered!

[Jblazer]

GO CRIMSON,YEA YEA GO CRIMSON!Hows that for a song?

[Brave Sir Robin]

Also, I see a "Nights of the Loot Table" parody coming:

Srry had to correct you.

[CrimsonTider]

Srry had to correct you.

AHHHH... but I was quoting the actual song. So thy grammar be correct, kind sir.

[Jblazer]

*steps by crimsons side*

[Brave Sir Robin]

Maybe the first time in PL history that a special event becomes a source of artistic inspiration

(currently working on something lol)

[Brave Sir Robin]

There

Yesterday, merching was the only way to play
Now forgotten weapons ruined my day
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, glyph is cheaper than it used to be,
56 xbow will pass for green.
Oh, prices dropped so suddenly.

Why they even added procs I don't know the devs won't say.
All my hoarded stock, now I have to liquidate.

Yesterday, making gold off noobs just made my day
Now I really have to learn to play
Oh, I believe in yesterday.