Username: FireArchMage

What is this? What? A book?
How am I suppose to defend myself with this? Are you joking?

Well, hello fellow reader! I am not joking around! This book is a mighty weapon. See, you punch, cast spells, slash, dice, and shoot and arrow to every monsters' knee, but they keep on trying to kill you. They can be so stubborn sometimes! With the book you can knock some sense into their ignorant head!

What about the spikes?

Well, the spikes are just insult to brain injury! I don't think those silly old monsters would be crossing your path anymore!