PL song parodies contest!

[KingFu]

Idea inspired by Clow1995!

Here's how it goes, pick a song, and comment a parody of the song referring to PL, its that simple!

I will vote the best parody with a few others, and the winner will receive a prize of gold! All the gold will be rewarded to the winner. I will put in about 50Kish, donations will be accepted and appreciated!

[gizerbeam]

I'm down!


xoxoxoxoxxoo

[Haikus]

i give 50k to contest and im judging parody u already know

[kavanah]

Oh get ready I'm totally bringing it with this one! I want to do one to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Can I please?!?!

[KingFu]

Oh get ready I'm totally bringing it with this one! I want to do one to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Can I please?!?!

Sure, feel free to request songs, I will change those to suggestions. Eh. I'll remove em. Limits the creative minds.

[bmc85uk]

God dammit Kavanah I'd just looked up the lyrics then read your post

EDIT: I call dibs on 'The Boys Are Back In Town' by Thin Lizzy

[KingFu]

Ok, enter them whenever you can! And please, one song per person and one person per song! Contest will end after a few songs are submitted, but I will give a fair warning and date before the contest is closed.

[kavanah]

PL Rhapsody - Kavanah (original song Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen)

Mama! Justg banned Laquint again
Put a hammer against his head
Pressed a button now he's dead
Mama! A new character has just begun
But now the twinks have gone and blown the noobs away
Mama, oooohh ooohh ooohhh
Didn't mean to rage and cry
But if Asommers doesn't reply back by this time tomorrow
I'll carry on, carry on, as if nerfing really matters

It's too late, my time has come
Banned's shiv's run down my spine
My bear body is aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've GTG
Gotta leave djinns behind and turn to shoooot
Mama! ooohh oooh ooohh
I don't want to die
Sometimes I wish I'd never bought good luck pots at all!

(guitar solo)

I see a little silhouette of an elf
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, Lone is a huge lame-o
Thunderbolts and Lightning, Dawninfinity is very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, ...Barbosso?
Cinco has a big beardoooOO..ooOOooOO
I'm just a poor nooby nobody loves me
He's just a poor nooby and a merchanter's guildy
Spare him from his life of becoming an economic monstrocity

Easy come, easy go, where will this portal let me go?
Bismillah! Nooo, it will not let me go
Let him go
Bismillah! Nooo, it will not let me go
Let him go
It will not let him go!
Let him go
It will not let him go!
Let me go go go go go go gooooo
No no no no no no no
Mama mia mama mia it wont let me go
Beelzubub has put Mynas tombs in for Bean, for Bean, forrr HolyBeannnn!

So you think you can flame me and not see eye to eye
So you think you can friend me and then not rev me when I die
Oh Fluffy, can't do this to me Fluffy
Just gotta exit out, just gotta exit the level right out of here

(guitar solo)

Nerfing really matters
Anyone can see
Nerfing really matters
Nerfing really matterssss to meeeee

[kavanah]

BTW it's all jokes, please no one take offence!

And this was a purposeful double post!

[Nightarcher]

I call The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Just in case somebody else by some weird coincidence wanted to do it also. In that case: Dibs.

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Mama! Justg banned Laquint again
Put a hammer against his head
Pressed a button now he's dead
Mama! A new character has just begun
But now the twinks have gone and blown the noobs away
Mama, oooohh ooohh ooohhh
Didn't mean to rage and cry
But if Asommers doesn't reply back by this time tomorrow
I'll carry on, carry on, as if nerfing really matters

It's too late, my time has come
Banned's shiv's run down my spine
My bear body is aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've GTG
Gotta leave djinns behind and turn to shoooot
Mama! ooohh oooh ooohh
I don't want to die
Sometimes I wish I'd never bought good luck pots at all!

(guitar solo)

I see a little silhouette of an elf
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, Lone is a huge lame-o
Thunderbolts and Lightning, Dawninfinity is very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, ...Barbosso?
Cinco has a big beardoooOO..ooOOooOO
I'm just a poor nooby nobody loves me
He's just a poor nooby and a merchanter's guildy
Spare him from his life of becoming an economic monstrocity

Easy come, easy go, where will this portal let me go?
Bismillah! Nooo, it will not let me go
Let him go
Bismillah! Nooo, it will not let me go
Let him go
It will not let him go!
Let him go
It will not let him go!
Let me go go go go go go gooooo
No no no no no no no
Mama mia mama mia it wont let me go
Beelzubub has put Mynas tombs in for Bean, for Bean, forrr HolyBeannnn!

So you think you can flame me and not see eye to eye
So you think you can friend me and then not rev me when I die
Oh Fluffy, can't do this to me Fluffy
Just gotta exit out, just gotta exit right out of here

(guitar solo)

Nerfing really matters
Anyone can see
Nerfing really matters
Nerfing really matterssss to meeeee

By any chance, were you mentioning me when you said "thunderbolts and lightning?"

Other than that, NICE!

[kavanah]

By any chance, were you mentioning me when you said "thunderbolts and lightning?"

Other than that, NICE!

Nope. I was mentioning Dawn since she is a pally =)

[LIGHTNINGLORD67]

Nope. I was mentioning Dawn since she is a pally =)

Oh haha .

[KingFu]

Kav, that was a marvelous melody!

Submit when you are ready, and please leave the title of the song, and the artist, to give credit, and to point out what song it is! Thanks!

[Nightarcher]

Original song: The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels
--

The Devil went a-leeching, he was looking for some free xp.
He was screwed, ‘cause he was still a noob, and sucked at pvp.
When he saw a level forty-five, killin’ left and right,
He entered that game and told that dude “You boot me and you die!”

“I know you think you’re godly, and got a hundred thousand kills,
“But if I had a shock lance, you’d be runnin’ for the hills!
“Now don’t you be a coward, and kick me ‘cause I’m beast,
“Just hand me seven- million gold, at the very least!”

Then he started laughing, and said “Kid, you’ve got some balls.
“But this is my game, you’ve tried in vain, get the heck out of these halls!”



Satan, you’d better hurry up and level up real soon,
Or else your pocket legends file will surely meet its doom!
Still a lousy level twelve magician with no staff,
Liquidated it and can’t get it back!



So Satan made a new file, to show that guy who’s boss.
He leeched some more to make up for the time that he had lost.
His bear reached level thirty-three, and he said, “Now I’m the best!”
Then a friend of his logged on and they both set out on this quest...



When the Devil entered his game, it was a round of 5 on 5.
Then he saw that team of maxed-out dudes and couldn’t believe his eyes!

Lightning, Firestorm, run you noob!
They’re gunna freeze you so ya cannot move!
Armor broken, screams of fear!
Blood spattered on the wall in smears!



The Devil flamed his rivals, yelling loud, “You have no life!”
“You teamers can’t win fairly, so come one-on-one and fight!”
That forty-five said, “Ok, go and give it your best shot!
“Buff when ready, come at me, if you’re as good as you once thought!”

Across the room, the elite flew!
Satan’s beckon and hellscream too!
Until the 45’s friend stabbed him in the back...?
“Oops, sorry dude, I kind of lagged.”

[KingFu]

Very nice Night! Anyone else planning on competing? Give a holler via comment.

[Kirei]

Would it be okay if I entered the twelve days of Christmas pocket legends style that I helped make in a thread a while ago?

[KingFu]

Hmm, sure, it'd be nice if you mixed it up a little, but anything will work

[FluffNStuff]

mama! Justg banned laquint again
put a hammer against his head
pressed a button now he's dead
mama! A new character has just begun
but now the twinks have gone and blown the noobs away
mama, oooohh ooohh ooohhh
didn't mean to rage and cry
but if asommers doesn't reply back by this time tomorrow
i'll carry on, carry on, as if nerfing really matters

it's too late, my time has come
banned's shiv's run down my spine
my bear body is aching all the time
goodbye everybody i've gtg
gotta leave djinns behind and turn to shoooot
mama! Ooohh oooh ooohh
i don't want to die
sometimes i wish i'd never bought good luck pots at all!

(guitar solo)

i see a little silhouette of an elf
scaramouch, scaramouch, lone is a huge lame-o
thunderbolts and lightning, dawninfinity is very frightening me
galileo, galileo, galileo, ...barbosso?
Cinco has a big beardooooo..oooooooo
i'm just a poor nooby nobody loves me
he's just a poor nooby and a merchanter's guildy
spare him from his life of becoming an economic monstrocity

easy come, easy go, where will this portal let me go?
Bismillah! Nooo, it will not let me go
let him go
bismillah! Nooo, it will not let me go
let him go
it will not let him go!
Let him go
it will not let him go!
Let me go go go go go go gooooo
no no no no no no no
mama mia mama mia it wont let me go
beelzubub has put mynas tombs in for bean, for bean, forrr holybeannnn!

So you think you can flame me and not see eye to eye
so you think you can friend me and then not rev me when i die
oh fluffy, can't do this to me fluffy
just gotta exit out, just gotta exit the level right out of here

(guitar solo)

nerfing really matters
anyone can see
nerfing really matters
nerfing really matterssss to meeeee

love it!!!

[Chickdigcookies]

bored lol

Mix Tape by Brand New, i butchered such a good song, rofl

I got a twenty-dollar bill
That says no ones ever seen you with out Isis
You’re such a crisis

And sick of your of damn friends
And the way you think youre actually that good
Youre such a joke

And I know that youre a sucker
For anything aesthetic
And when you say you think you know so much
I really think you should brake your Itouch

This is the first song for your mix tape
And its sucks just like your damn skills
But somewhat funny like the days
You though you were actually that good