Ohai peoples. I think Red Stapler is a Stapler!
Red+Stapler=Red Stapler.
Wait...no...RED! Red is a girl's favorite color, right?
Oh...oops...a stapler is a man's favorite office accessory.
Wait...no...Maybe Red Stapler is genderless?
Oh wait. Lol. RedStapler has awesome grammar and likes to fool around...I think RedStapler is a girl!