Rofl, now this is fun-nay!

[KingFu]

Ok, so the story starts off. I was in town, and I was selling a war hammer to get a general idea of the price value. He walks up and offers me 3K, I say "nope sorry, it's worth at least 50K" and he replies "hahaha lier" so basically the story goes on and on. Until he starts calling me a noob on my mule, and saying he knows prices and hes a great seller and I'm a noob. I then say, "ok, how much gold do you have mr. Merchant?" and he replies "10K, what about u?" and I reply "2 mil" he basically laughs and calls me a lier. I show him, and he tells me I nought it with plat.


Anyways, here's the funny part, he was a level 45, with about 2K kills, a marauder spear, a green (rarity) scarab buckler, and am Osiris helm.

He starts saying "stop messaging me or I'll tell my boss" he then impersonates a dev. Which was funny:





He then tells me he works at the headquarters located in England.





Sorry, just a funny little thing I thought I might post this little funny event. I ended up telling him impersonating a dev is bankable, and he replies "why am I still here" and leaves.


Hehe

[Violentsaint]

Lol what a dumb ***....

Thanks for posting. That was a good giggle

[giayuan]

haha, had a good laugh, havnt had one after a came back from vacation and still no ao3 GRRRRRRR
and anyway, mystical U sed u hav 20k only
since wen u go 2mill? bahahahahha

[KingFu]

I got poor, and I mean poor not too long ago I can't managa money well. Lol. So this time I'm locking it up to rarely spend!

[Violentsaint]

I'm really poor mystic. I only have 20k... Wanna let me in on ur money making tips

[KingFu]

I had a ton of low level pinks that I had and have 2 of, I just sell those and keep one of each.

[vulgarstrike]

I have 200k... and that's just from farming. i just buy whatever i want thetas the problem.

[Haikus]

hahahahahahahahahahaha what made me laugh was his kills and gear "mynas noob" hahahahaha i loved it

[KingFu]

I thought I got a screenshot of him

[Haikus]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahhahaahahah ahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha that dudes kill to death ratio is still not as bad as mystics

[KingFu]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahhahaahahah ahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha that dudes kill to death ratio is still not as bad as mystics

First. Sadly his is worse.

Second. Thanks! I take pride in my crap ratio!

Mr. Ratios don't matter

Sorry for the double post.

[Violentsaint]

Lol.... His spear looks like a kebab stick

[KingFu]

Rofl V. Hhaha

[Haikus]

haha i know just throwing that out there...mystic mustve got more kills...and i love it apologizing on ur own thread

EDIT POST:i thought u said is and accidentally put a t on it but it was meant to be isnt so half of this post is stupidddddd

[KingFu]

Hahahaha. Atleast my moon walrus hasn't died yet hehe

[Haikus]

haha dont u feel stupiddddddddd it was xxhaikusxx Not mommoonwalrus so u sir FAIL!HA!

[KingFu]

Oh ya sorry I forgot. But that's even worse. So you sir. Fail worse! HA!

[Haikus]

ummmm...can u explain to me how thats worse?...cuz i honestly dont know....so u sir fail worserer!not a word but ha!

[KingFu]

It's worse because you had more kills on him and didn't want to have deaths until your deaths were uber high! So ha! You sir, fail the worst!!! HA!

[Haikus]

It's worse because you had more kills on him and didn't want to have deaths until your deaths were uber high! So ha! You sir, fail the worst!!! HA!

He was meant for quest and quest only.and i quoted this so u can actually read what u said and not fix it like a couple post above... you had more kills on him and didn't want to have deaths until your deaths were uber high!..now try to make sense out of that pls..cuz i really dont understand so u sir fail worstest!new word again!Ha!