Originally Posted by
Sledge
Genuinous,
We have received your query and investigated the matter, and we regret to inform you that there is no existing record(s) of your proclaimed character or guild. We assure you that your recollection of these individuals, though very real to you, were little more than hypnagogic hallucinations. We have attached information regarding the phenomenon to this message. If you wish to further appeal the issue, you may contact the Department of Spacetime Security and a representative will be assigned to you. Please note that all information regarding your case is now classified as a federal incident (as previously agreed to in your Terms of Service). Any mention of your experience or (un)/intentional dispensing of information pertaining to your believed "character" or "guild" to any outside source will be considered a threat against Spacetime security and you will be prosecuted. In the event that you come into the possession of evidence supporting your claim, please contact our department immediately so that we may arrange a personal meeting with you and all of those who may have seen it.
- Sledge, The Department of Spacetime Security -
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