Guide: How to Deal with Boogeymen

[XghostzX]

I have a few question, Dudetus:


1.) The Boogyman always attacks me at night. He's unstoppable because he wears a spider man costume, and he's extremely intimidating. What do I do!?!?!?

2.) Should I cook the steak? I prefer medium-rare, perhaps the boogyman likes a nice juicy stake?

3.) What if I turn into a boogyman? What do I do?

[Noodleleg]

I have a few question, Dudetus:


1.) The Boogyman always attacks me at night. He's unstoppable because he wears a spider man costume, and he's extremely intimidating. What do I do!?!?!?

2.) Should I cook the steak? I prefer medium-rare, perhaps the boogyman likes a nice juicy stake?

3.) What if I turn into a boogyman? What do I do?

After being assaulted by one...here is my advice:

1.) Wear a Chuck Norris suit and say, "A nub spider bit me once, but after 10 days of agonizing pain, the spider died."
2.) Medium-rare is the best for humans, but the boogeyman are very dumb Neanderthals. Cooking wouldn't do much. Just a waste of time.
3.) If you become one... Well, I don't know... Try to suck in a lot of helium.

[dudetus]

I have a few question, Dudetus:


1.) The Boogyman always attacks me at night. He's unstoppable because he wears a spider man costume, and he's extremely intimidating. What do I do!?!?!?

2.) Should I cook the steak? I prefer medium-rare, perhaps the boogyman likes a nice juicy stake?

3.) What if I turn into a boogyman? What do I do?

1) Hide in closet. As I said earlier boogeymen's territory is bed. He can't find u anywhere else. Or get a Venom costume.

2) Do u rly want to teach boogeyman to eat cooked meat? Next night u might feel ur butt burning and smell seasoning. We are supposed to kill boogeymen, not to spoil them.

3) U dummy, boogeymen ain't real men. U can't be turned into one.

Don't listen to Noodle. His advice sucks.

[dudetus]

Can we at least get some pictures so we can learn to identify what is a bogeyman?

Not sure if I have one in bed yet. -.-

[aniybo]

Dude can you get any funnier?

[XghostzX]

1) Hide in closet. As I said earlier boogeymen's territory is bed. He can't find u anywhere else. Or get a Venom costume.

2) Do u rly want to teach boogeyman to eat cooked meat? Next night u might feel ur butt burning and smell seasoning. We are supposed to kill boogeymen, not to spoil them.

3) U dummy, boogeymen ain't real men. U can't be turned into one.

Don't listen to Noodle. His advice sucks.

Lmfao, can you be my big brother?

[Noodleleg]

Lmfao, can you be my big brother?

I'm jelly...

[dudetus]

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Skrillex Bangarang remix

[Rot]

You made my day again..

[XghostzX]

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Skrillex Bangarang remix

Those ducks in the sig... rofl

[ArtofWar]

Those ducks in the sig... rofl

actually is dolan

[dudetus]

actually is dolan

acually*

[Jblazer]

Lol...Dudetus is the funniest person on forums xD.Great guide xD

[Energizer12]

Trollololololol

[XghostzX]

What if the boogyman is a harvard law student? How can I put up with that?

[quanebo]

this thread cracks me up xD

[Noodleleg]

What if the boogyman is a harvard law student? How can I put up with that?

You get an Asian like me to outsmart him.

[Jblazer]

I'm da boogy man!Gimme 100k PL or
face your death xD

[25thninja]

Hi all! This guide is being built so u can sleep ur nights well and u don't have to worry about Boogeymen under ur bed. I hope this helps u all bedwetting comrads out there like myself.


What are Boogeymen?

Boogeymen are vicious creatures which live under ur bed.


Preventing Boogeymen

Easiest way to solve a Boogeyman problem is to prevent it to happen. There are few things which prevent boogeymen to even come by u.


1. Cut ur bed's legs

Boogeymen live under beds. How can they live under ur bed if there isn't any room for them to live? That's right, they can't. I suggest sawing the legs off but if ur bed's legs are made from metal, u sir (or madam. I'm not a sovinist) have a problem.




Thank You for reading my guide. I hope it'll save countless lives.

My bad is about five feet off the grround... But what about slenderman in my closet @.@

[Reggin]

Reading this thread killed more brain cells than the six pack I just drank... FML this is dumb...