Show Off Your Legend!!

[billybob1]

So smexi. We are so gonna make merry.

mmmm...rowr!

[Ladylove]

Nothin' like a cubby and cute gurl that loves to hide in the stuff I use to eat with <3...

Cubby? Lol

[25thninja]

This should be stickied right under the people behind the characters

[Swords]

This thread gonna attract stalkers lol

[Noodleleg]

Cubby? Lol

Tupperware=Cubbards
You=Chubbily Cute

Combined=
Cubby

Dang... Blondes and brunettes :/... You must like Asians because of their intellect (please don't talk about the icky stuff).

[Ladylove]

Tupperware=Cubbards
You=Chubbily Cute

Combined=
Cubby

Dang... Blondes and brunettes :/... You must like Asians because of their intellect (please don't talk about the icky stuff).

It's only ok if I say I'm chubby.

[Vilified]

Hi guys!

While showing ur fancy set up might feel like a good idea we should still remember that there are many players who don't have enough gold or platinum to customize their characters and they might be offended by these pricey looks u have there. I don't mean to be bossy or anything but we should still try to remember that there are poor Legends out there who might feel sad as they see how others can dress up their characters while they can't afford to buy a torch.

Ill give in to all the other crap society has become over sensitive about but this is just beyond ridiculous

[Zeus]

Nothin' like a cubby and cute gurl that loves to hide in the stuff I use to eat with <3...

Did you just call her fat? Oh damn, **** is about to go down!

I suggest you sleep with your eyes open, Noodle, and a hand around your most precious parts.

[TEOKILLO]

My last costume sucked...this one haz moar swag so dont count dat one

[Phoenixking]

Ill give in to all the other crap society has become over sensitive about but this is just beyond ridiculous

Lmao gj Dudetus

[Noodleleg]

Did you just call her fat? Oh damn, **** is about to go down!

I suggest you sleep with your eyes open, Noodle, and a hand around your most precious parts.

Okay... Now, time to satirize myself.

1.) You and I know guys always have their righty or lefty under their pan** at night. ...
2.) I'm not so sure about my eyes. My eyes are too small to poke. I mean... Asian eyes. Would take like a surgeon (don't keel meh plox) to be able to gouge my eyes out.
3.) No, I'm not calling her fat. I'm calling her chubby and phat. Chubby/Phat give girls da curves and the cute cheeks... And the... Cute little bug eyes... And the cute... Whoa, carried away. Sorry, fantasizing Brooke here.
4.) I always sleep. If you look closely, my eyes are always closed. So uh... I'm literally sleeping with my eyes closed 24/7 !
5.) I got bored and decided to waste another 5 seconds of your life.
6.) Six, why did I repeat the number?
7.) "<Insert Astris here>" is about to go down, alright. Gravity gonna pull all us phatties down to da core!
8.) If both you phatties aren't gonna thank this post >=/...!!!
9.) Lol, you thought I was angry at number 8 xD?! Yes, smileys are very powerful, huh ?
10.) Brooke calls herself chubby, but I can't. I plead racism.

-Yeah, I was legitimately bored...

[Ladylove]

Okay... Now, time to satirize myself.

1.) You and I know guys always have their righty or lefty under their pan** at night. ...
2.) I'm not so sure about my eyes. My eyes are too small to poke. I mean... Asian eyes. Would take like a surgeon (don't keel meh plox) to be able to gouge my eyes out.
3.) No, I'm not calling her fat. I'm calling her chubby and phat. Chubby/Phat give girls da curves and the cute cheeks... And the... Cute little bug eyes... And the cute... Whoa, carried away. Sorry, fantasizing Brooke here.
4.) I always sleep. If you look closely, my eyes are always closed. So uh... I'm literally sleeping with my eyes closed 24/7 !
5.) I got bored and decided to waste another 5 seconds of your life.
6.) Six, why did I repeat the number?
7.) "<Insert Astris here>" is about to go down, alright. Gravity gonna pull all us phatties down to da core!
8.) If both you phatties aren't gonna thank this post >=/...!!!
9.) Lol, you thought I was angry at number 8 xD?! Yes, smileys are very powerful, huh ?
10.) Brooke calls herself chubby, but I can't. I plead racism.

-Yeah, I was legitimately bored...

Noodle's family photo: (-.-(-.-(-.-)-.-)-.-)

[Noodleleg]

Noodle's family photo: (-.-(-.-(-.-)-.-)-.-)

Guess what the blink detection system said.

[Zeus]

Guess what the blink detection system said.

Wait, do you blink? Since you said you were asleep 24/7.

[Ladylove]

Guess what the blink detection system said.

what?

[Noodleleg]

what?

Camera:

-Siri voice-

Did somebody blink?

[Zeus]

Camera:

-Siri voice-

Did somebody blink?

Battery died while playing.

[Noodleleg]

Wait, do you blink? Since you said you were asleep 24/7.

Oh yah. You nub, I beat you bear vs bear while sleeping. -jk, 'twas a good brawl-

Edit:
I forgive you, my secret boyfriend.

[Phoenixking]

I feel like this all was a plan to just derail and break into randomness

[dudetus]

Hi Noodleleg!

Women sure are the best things in life but as a man who has been in a relationship for 4 years (without being myself very old) I'd like to give u advice. It's never ever never ever ever a good idea to call a woman chubby. Sure if u urself like a bit more round women I do not judge anyone (I'm myself more of a booty guy) but I can tell by my expertize knowledge of women (notice the joke, men will never understand women) that by calling woman chubby u'll only ruin ur chances. So therefore I'm advicing saying stuff like "dear female, I do think that u have junk in the trunk". Totally done with that line man.