Lay your best joke on this here thread. Funniest one gets a high five, and/or cookie.
Humor me!
Lay your best joke on this here thread. Funniest one gets a high five, and/or cookie.
"One day im going to open a store next to forever 21 called Finally 22"
-Will Ferrel
HAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH!
laughing is contagious so you should be laughing....
Energizer Bunny Caught! Charged with Battery
I tried to catch fog, I mist
There are two rules to success:
1) Don't reveal everything you know
2)
ThePickPocket - Level 19 Ranger (3450 kills 0 deaths)
Don't tell me what to do!
That awkward moment when it's not awkward..
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That heavenly moment when you sit down on the toilet seat and you let it flow out.
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That awkward moment when you're watching the 'Corset Scene' and your friend comes in..
nopetotallywasnotmehahawhatareyouthinkingareyounut s
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That moment when you realise that you unconsciously traveled to the weird part of youtube.. again..
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That weird-yet-amusing moment when you punch your friend's boob because you read that it hurts as much as getting kicked in the balls..
nopetotallydidnotdothatwhyareyoususpectingmehahawh atnototallynot
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Ha, ha.. So funny I forgot to laugh...
Last edited by Bluepinixy; 03-12-2013 at 04:05 PM.
Legion's Guild hall doorwoman
How do you spell candy with 2 letters?
Try not to pee your pants.
PL: Flawless
I don't get it sad. ): MY TURN!
What do you do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?
Throw in a load of dirty laundry.
What do you do after graping a 12 year old deaf dumb and blind girl
Break her fingers so she can't.tell anyone.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts. xD
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
Terrible, I know. But.hilarious none the less.
O-¦-)
The BEST joke ever!
What boomerang doesn't come back?
OMG LOL ITS SO FUNNY, ITS LIKE SO LIKE FUNNY, LIKE ITS LIKE, THE BEST LIKE, JOKE LIKE, EVER LIKE.A STICK!
(loljustkidding)
Legion's Guild hall doorwoman
The way a man knows he's getting old,
When he takes a bath his balls float.
What does Moses do to his tea?
Hebrews it.
It's Jewjitsu.
I'm waiting for David (mystical) to tell one.
gf.
Knock knock.
Kitchen jokes from a tv show. Forgot name.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because You didnt cook it!
This chicken is so raw its trying to eat the salad!
This chicken is so raw it Still wants to fight Peter Griffin
Humor me!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer----> TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAUA( it's funny)HAHAHAHAHA.
Awful. I'm disappointed, sons. And you didn't answer with "who's there.". Double disappoint. ):
A blonde and a brunette jump off a building... Who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
"If I cannot be myself... Who can?"
- Alfred Hitchcock
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