Mage Dudeke or something. I’m Calling it.
Oh-My-God! I Have Never.
So I joined an instance - the good mage’s game none the less - on my freshly charged and brand spanking new iPad. Said as much to the dude’s in game. They agreed that controll was a bit random. Esp if you are not used to it - having played on the other devices more often than not.
AO3 Lvl 5 - Victory Lap.
Into the main hall and left. First portal on top. That’s which way they went. So There We Were. The Idea - Not Communicated at all - was to rush king Mynas. I had to intuit what was going on. And so I did. As I’m sure did the Others.
Magedudeke dies and respawns. And then never makes it back to the room of King Mynas. I go back and help bring him in. No thanks no nothing. None Wanted. I’m using the virtual stick by the way. To define control. Stomping clear et al.
Then I tell these guys (rest of team and magedudedadumke) that I just saw the shield of rift drop from boss on right portal as you enter the main hall. They Had No Clue.
We got there. I took them in. And we were fighting the dude.
All of a sudden . . get this order from Magedude. . .mid-fight mind you. - “Hit the Boss!” I’m thinking “Whatever Sherlock.”
So I say - I Am. Anyway. I die. Obviously. And at this point this person tells me - That is the Difference Between You and A Mage.
Again - Im thinking - What?
So in the next game I enter. I Ask - What’s the point. And this guy goes on about how I need Isis gear and so on and so forth. Need to learn how to play.
All he has is 17k kills. Not exactly the top of the food chain.
So I point out to him - Dude. It is a game of percentages. Chance. I took A hit. Happend to be enough.
Magedudek - the most gracious host in Alterra at this point says - No!
Which is to say he think’s this is not a game of percentages and chance.
I mean whatever. So at this point I tell him - Look sister - If I died. Mean’s my mage couldnt control when to heal and when to cast the proper spells.
We had an archer on board. Magedudueke’s little bunny.
I didnt see a single Nature Strike between the two of them. Nuff said.
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