Which AL companion are you?

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I can rename my companions to have the same name as other players. Some of my ideas on which names go with which companions are funny, like wvhills as monkey, Gluttony as shark, but... then I thought it would be fun to ask people.

So, If others give one of their companions your in-game name, which companion would you want to be?

I'll put my own answer further down, as I don't really know yet.