Epic Rap Battles of Arlor! Contest

[Remiem]

As the realm of Arlor grows, the big bosses of each area have started to rival with each other! We've heard Rutger slinging insults about Stahl's height. We've seen Rendtail sneak into Nordr and use his fiery breath to melt the ice and leave puddles around the Hall of Valheim. And, Captain Bloodhammer has been shooting cannonballs into the Shuyal portal, scattering them all across Inan'hesh's home in Ashral Tower.

We can only think of one way to settle these petty disputes.... AN EPIC RAP BATTLE!

How to Enter

Write a rap battle between two world bosses in Arlor. Your choice! Write a minimum of 4 verses and a maximum of 250 words (example below). Make sure it's game relevant and does not contain profanity, racism, or anything else against Forum Rules and ToS. Three winners will be selected by StS, and the first place entry will be transformed into a YouTube video to appear on the Spacetime Studios YouTube channel. Post your entries in the comments below!

Want to show your love for a certain rap? Give it a Thanks! Note: Number of thanks will not determine the outcome of the contest. It's just like the forum version of applause.

Rules

• Only one entry per person
• Minimum of 4 verses and Maximum of 250 words
• No profanity, racism, or other content against ToS or Forum Rules
• Do not use the name or likeness of any other players in your rap battle
• Entries must be submitted by Wednesday, June 11th at 12 p.m. CDT

Prizes
1st Place: 150 Platinum + Your Rap Turned into a YouTube Video
2nd Place: 100 Platinum
3rd Place: 75 Platinum

Example Entry
IGN: Remiem

Tarlok -vs- Rendtail

Tarlok:
Rendtail thinks he's so awesome
But what does he do?
Hides in a cave and shakes his fist at you?
He just has a volcano
What kind of joke is that?
I took over all of Nordr
And didn't even need Plat

Rendtail:
You don't know a thing about dragons
Are you kidding me?
Hanging out freezing in Nordr
Riding that tiny blue thing
Think you're the king of the dragons?
Your senses can't be too keen
I'm so freaking awesome
I don't even fit on the screen

Tarlok:
It takes skill to be a sorcerer
More than you'll ever have
I wield magic and tame dragons
You'd take no effort to break
I'm coming for you next time, Rendtail
I'll teach you to flame broil me steak.

Rendtail:
You're forgetting one thing
You just up and die in the end
They must not like you that much
Because I come back again and again
"Event" means temporary
Ain't no way you're coming back
Now step down off that soapbox
Or I'll barbeque you and that stupid hat


Good Luck!