Funniest chats with random players

[Psychologist]

I wanted to share this little random conversation I had today with a random player - and of course, if you had one too, post it here!

Player: ''Dude, you're the one making me feel paranoid..''
Me: ''What do you mean?''
Player: ''Your character name is Paranoids, you're in a guild named Psychology and you named your pet Emotion..''
Me: ''Haha, I love this environment..''
Player: ''I know you're a therapist playing this game to help unhappy players.''
Me: ''Join my guild, head with me in the guild hall and sit. I'll be there to listen to all your problems..''
Player: *joins guild*
Me: ''really?''
Player: ''I killed my cat and I dream about it every night. Help.''

Not really 'funny' but this was a conversation that made me feel like I should share it due to the player actually playing my game very well.

What's yours? Let's hear them!