Poll: Appropriate punishment for Amazon for extended outage

[Duke]

Which of the following options do you feel is the best punishment for Amazon for their failed "cloud" service?

* Discounted service for affected clients (you know, the likely and boring option)
* Seppuku
* 40 "hail Steve Jobs"
* Stocks and pillories
* Being forced to stand on a street corner in downtown Seattle with a sign around it's neck reading "I failed Distributed Systems 101"
* Force the responsible party (or parties) to create PL account(s) and take on all comers in PvP
* Other (specify in a comment)

Note: please realize this is intended to be humorous. I'm sure Amazon will compensate their customers for the downtime in an appropriate way.