When you log in to your account, there is a loading bar at the bottom. Usually games put relevent text like, loading textures, etc, but the dev team had a sense of humor and changed the text around.

So what text lines do you see? My phone loads it too fast for me to catch them.

I see

Combing Fur
Twirling Staffs
Rehearsing taunts

Fetching News
Ready For Combat (100%)