Funniest Caption Contest!

[Whirlzap]

Hey guys!
This weekend I hosted a Funniest Caption Contest in which you inserted captions into the speech bubbles in this autograph.

Thanks to WoundedEagle for *volunteering* to take part in this photograph!
There were many great entries!
Here they are, you are allowed to vote for two people! Yes you may vote for yourself too, but only once out of your two votes.
I will tally results to determine the winner!

Entries:

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IGN: Fioracab

Whirl: Someone's taking a picture of us! Hurry! Smile and wave at the camera!
Wounded: Uh.. I'm not the camera. It's behind you. -.-
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IGN: Meowzzz

WoundedEagle: -hmmm I need some money... I'm gonna win one of whirlz contests by cheating!- "Hey whirlz, when's your next contest? What's it gonna be about and how can I win it?"

Whirlz: "Oh well.. Umm.. I kinda put you in it so you couldn't win*the prize. By the way, you said that all out loud."
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IGN-Fallscreek*

Woundedeagle: hey whirlz! I didn't know you were a STS fan!
whirlz: heck yea!!! Only true fans rock the yellow #1 fan gloves!!
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IGN: WishUWereHere

Wounded: Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya!

Whirlz: Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya!


(they're around a camp fire xD)
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IGN = Rauen*

WoundedEagle - "Yeah, okay. You saw what my hand looked like after I burned it and you just had to stick yours in the fire too, huh?"
XWhirlz - >.<
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IGN= Shadowplat

WoundedEagle- "Can we get a burrito from Vincent for the road?
XWhirlz- "Oh c'mon the Road to Forest Haven isn't that long! It's only 23 enemies to kill! After that we can go to towne and get some food, fatty."
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IGN: Noobmigo. Duh.

Caption:
Whirlz: Wounded, my Firestorm is dysfunctional! I can't light the fire!*

Wounded: OMIGOD man, just USE THE FREAKING LIGHTER! We've been through this! And by the way, put your ARM DOWN! Your pits STINK! Please discover the benefits of deodorant. Specially the Hunny Cinnamon kind...mmmm.
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Ign- scarecrowwolf

wounded- so, how long u been waving hi for.

Whirls- im not waving hi; im trying to blow the fire out.
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IGN:fruitlime
Wounded: Whirlz I can't raise my arm*
Whirlz: Because i used Frostbite on your arm*
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ign; thejokerlol

wound: faster faster before the bear come turn it off

Wizwhirl: im doing it fast *hi going to be mad lol when hi find out who did this*
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That's what you were doing....
Edit: wound- hey whirlz, I heard there was this super pro person called whirlzap
Whirlz- oh, him? He sucks, no one likes him. He's too pro
Edit2- ign enikazie XD
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IGN: Otukura
Wounded: I just met someone who likes this contest!
Whirlz: Oh, cool, I hung out with my grandma today too.
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IGN: Ueteanetabac
Wounded:Y'know, i have the strangest feeling we're being watched...
Whirl (turns around):*gasp* YOU!!! WOUNDED, THE PHANTOM MURDERER IS.....

Narrator: Tune in next time to see why someone took a photo of such a random scene and to find out who the phantom murderer and what the phantom murderer is... [insert soap opera style mystery music here]
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IGN: Conradin

Wounded: What did the alien say when the Overlord fell out of a boat?
Whirl: Galactic Overboard !!!
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IGN: Fatpigwarrior

WoundedEagle: " OH NO!!!! The fires out!"
Xwhirlz: "Pfft.... Does it look like I care???*
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IGN: Beanmachine

WoundedEagle: Hey Whirlz, I can double you Enchanted set and gold for only 2g!
Xwhirlz: (Thinking: Wow this is such a great deal!) Take EVERYTHING!!!!
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IGN: Twinkman
XWhirl: i turned around for only one second how did the fire go out?????


Woundedeagle: um.. I guess my name does the explaining..


Hu??? Huh?? Get it cause theres a fire between them!! Ah never mind
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IGN: Piosidon

Wounded: lalalalalala

Whirlz: AHHHHHH!!!!! *tries to light fire to suicide*
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Lowly Spy
Phineas and ferb reference*

Wound: arent you a little young to be starting a fire?

Whirlz: yes, yes i am
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Lesrider
Wounded: You're supposed to *fan* the fire, not *wave* at it!
Whirlz: It was the earthquake, I tell ya! I had no control over it!
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Hadasa

Wounded: this isnt the pvp map wizwhirl

Wizwhirl: oh snap! Wheres my GPS?
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IGN: wretch

whirlz: what was that?!?!

Wound: that steamroller got your hand too!?!?!
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*Contest
IGN: Farmerstar OK here's mine: WoundedEagle: Hi Xwhirlz how's it going and who's birthday is it? Xwhirlz: I don't know is it yours?
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Good luck to all and one winner will be chosen after the two voting sessions!
After the first vote, the top 5 will go on and be voted on again.
Please list the IGNs of the two people you vote for, they must be two different people.