Definatley off topic and quite dumb. This is completely irrelevant but I found some of these to be a little funny.

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1) Can you cry under water?
2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3) Why do doctors leave the room while you change when they're going to see you naked anyway?
4) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"?
5) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would ever eat?
6) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
7) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
8) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
9) So, what do you call male ballerinas?
10) If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy himself dinner?
11) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
12) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
13) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?