Made you look!!! But truly, I did... about CanonicalKoi. But I'd sure hate for such talk to happen without at least a rebuttal. Veronica, dear, do you, in fact, play the bagpipes?!? And if so - perhaps you could answer a question that has taunted me for years... could you play Cream's Sunshine of Your Love on the pipes? It seems a very legato instrument, while that tune is very staccato. Your thoughts?

Hey - keeping in mind the title was a bit of a rouse, and folks just might be that curious, anybody want to share some DIRT about another member?? (the notion that you shouldn't consider it unless you're ready to tell a harmless joke probably goes without saying, but why take chances with such a potentially incendiary line of conversation?)

Have a good one, gang! Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff!