So here I was, running through AO4 trying to get a hold of a plasma as I usually am doing around 3:00pm every day, when all of a sudden someone lvl 45 joins my game...

"***** has joined game"

(we will now refer to him as the clueless one)

Clueless one: Zup dood

(ignoring the fact he didn't know punctuation and talked like an eight year old I proceeded to talk to him while running mummies over with stomp)

Me: Hey man how are you?

Clueless one: W8 for me

Me: I am running with these other bears, you can try to catch up if you would like.

Clueless one: I raining 2 bro just w8

(he uses smart text obviously)

Me: Sorry we can't stop.

Clueless one: U can stomp because I can 2!

(cool this guy knows what skills bears have. he however doesn't know how to read very well.)

Me: I said we can't stop. Not stomp.

Clueless one: ?

(he found the question mark key... good)

Me: ??

Cluesless one: !?

Me: !!!!

Clueless one: I caught up

Me: Oh goody.

Cluessless one: Lez keel boots

Me: You mean boss?

Cluessless one: ?

Me: !!

(at this point we engage Anubis and getting ready to finish the other 2 bosses)

Cluessless one: *@&# I died! Rev please!

Me: We are all bears we can't rev...

Cluessless one: WTF rev plz!

Me: ... we can't...

Cluessless one: Don't kill boots rev plz

(ok this guy doesn't get it, and is kind of annoying me. time to have some fun.)

Me: Ok man just wait a second, I will revive you.

Cluessless one: K thx

Me: No problem

(the rest of the bears are cracking up laughing now in disbelief, remember this guy is lvl 45 and a bear)

Cluessless one: Rev plz...

Me: Hang on I have to find your body I lost it.

(we are moving on to Ryloxx or somebody by now)

Cluessless one: What do you mean you lost it?

Me: Well I can only revive you when I find your body, don't ressurect at start yet, just give me a second.

Cluessless one: *&@! hurry up! WTF...

Me: Be patient ok? I'm trying.

(mean while I'm finishing up another boss. 5 mins go by after he has died)

Cluessless one: Find my body yet?

Me: No sorry. I'm still looking.

Cluessless one: K thx

(another few mins go by)

Me: Look man I can't find it, run back to us quick!

Cluessless one: *&%$ K Ill try... I died again... rev please

"Obamanation has left the party"