The girl I mentioned in my previous blog has officially friendzoned me. It happened slowly, but before I knew it, it happened. I was reading some memes, and one mentioned friendzining. So, I googled the term, and found all the symptoms:
1: She likes talking to you.
2: She says hi to you often.
3: She says that you're her "best guy friend".
4: She doesn't "like you that way".
I then gasped, choking on my slushee.
I had been officially branded as a *sob* friend *whimper* to her. My life should be one of those sit-coms that go on for 10 Seasons and end with the six close friends all getting married.