Wanted: alive (but are probably already dead)
The worst has happened. Alterra is now swarming with rambo mages and fried chicken (thanks suentousPO for naming this creature.)
Now, you may ask: "How is alterra swarming with multiple boxers and fried chicken?" That's a great question! Rambo juice happened. They tried them once (probably under some bleachers or in a public bathroom) and now they're hooked on them and can't get off of them. They affected their heads, and now they are running around alterra, mindlessly nuking everything in sight!
It's chaos in alterra.
Death.
Disorder.
Dark meated chicken legs.
More and more innocent squirrels and chickens are frying their brains with rambo juice. Even more than Popeye eats spinach (or more than bluto attempting to snag olive oil.)
The only thing keeping alterra from overflowing from fried chicken or rambo mages, is their constant will to get killed. You all know they love running into mobs and falling on their pixalated gluteus maximises (rear end, butt, bum, hind quarters, backdoor, kfc.) THAT, is keeping alterra from overflowing. Not my epic studlyness, although that's pretty close to being the main reason. (No, I'm not full of myself!)
Well then, I guess we learn something new everyday.
WANTED: Rambo mage
Height: One inch [although they feel like they're bigger(of course)]
Weight: How would I know? I never picked one up (nor would I want to)
Wanted for: Nuking everything in sight. (and public intoxication) (rambo juice)
Last known location: Morgue.
Screeny:
(Please note that the rambo is the one holding the other gentleman in a slight headlock, thanks!)
WANTED: Fried chicken
Height: About the size of a two piece chicken combo at KFC.. .so not that tall.
Weight: The equivalent of two chicken breasts, a rib, and two legs.
Wanted for: My strong disliking of them.
Last known location: Also the morgue.
Screeny:
(it's not as tasty as it looks, trust me :/)
The award for finding these criminals: Permission to breathe in oxygen and to exhale CO2.
Good luck.
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