How to Farm! (Like a Pro) :D

[Elyseon]

so probably nearly everybody's life goal is to be a farmer. But due to obstacles some people do not meet this aspiration, they may possibly end up as mere sucessful businessmen, heads of states, master scientists, or even walrus tamers. But now you will no longer have to worry about any of those fearful futures. With a few steps you will know how to overcome the problems that land you in the previously stated positions. Here are some personal testimonies:




now to solve this terrible problem

Look for an open area, with good soil see it was right behind me
Well now you have your own farm...or do you? o_O Actually you still need more right now u have ... land
now you have to plant seeds for your beautiful chunk of territory, easily obtainable from a handy seed barrel *note* look out for the fire you could burn yourself :/
spread them thoroughly over your rich soil...but it could be richer...(read next step)
with the extra nutrients of beast flesh, your pumkins will develop faster and larger
SUCCESS!
And there u have it ladies and gentlemen-- a farm of your very own

You will have millions of pumpkins for all types of recreation
Or if you're feeling really bold...sell a few!
Soon you will have made a killing! Rich beyond belief! Maybe you will even be able to buy a great barn and more farmland!

Good Luck, Farmers!
---->Get out there and farm now, my friends!
Special thx to--
Shelby
And that guy who died