Random crap thread (100k contest)

[MightyMicah]

All around the cobbler's bench,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun,
Pop goes the weasel!

Half a pound of tupenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the monkey goes,
Pop goes the Weasel!

Every night when I get home,
The monkey's on the table
Take a stick and knock it off,
Pop goes the weasel!

(get the idea? Now share share your random crap! )

~Update~
1st prize-funniest random crap 100k
2nd prize-wittiest random crap 50k
Special prize-(it's special I can't tell!)




P.S. I put this in the general discussion section because the main idea is just fun, not the contest
~MM

UPDATE-

The contest is now over! Here are the winners:

1st prize- Aniybo! That whole Bob Marley thing just cracked me up haha

2nd prize- Chang Yao! That slinky thing was quite clever Indeed.

Special prize- Matutd! That Mario picture is what did it. The prize is a voodoo fire pin.

(prize winners add MasterMicah to get your rewards)