Be my secretary to my fan

[Livemau]

OK so I'm chilling in balefort and I get out of the auction and there is this guy saying stuff like OMG its Livemau... his name is Livemaufan...
so I talk with him a bit and tell him some stuff about the game and answer his questions on why can't I give him my shield and why he cant have my mount fang armor and why he can't use my sword and where he can find my hat etc.
he is level 5 and very talkative so I have an idea

I am hosting a competition for who can pose as my secretary the best prank. Prize is 10k
Heres how to win

1. Find Livemaufan
2. Ask him if he knows Livemau (he prob say yes xD)
3. Tell him you are my agent
4. Tell him I am unavailable a lot if he asks to speak to me again
5. Tell him about how busy I am and make it sound like I do importnet stuff like PL bussiness meetings and saving NPCs from zombies and skeletons
6. Once he falls for it post a screenshot and put it here!

I will later tell him that I sit at home on my computer and play games