Roundabout way of catching a scammer

[Stephencobear]

Good evening, Nation!*
Recently I wanted to do an interview on the topic of economics *in PL, & I was able to get the great Hunzzz. Or so I thought;*
< Excerpt of our conversation >
Me- thank you for coming on the show, I wanted to get an expert opinion on the inflation we see lately,
"Hunzzz"- in my opinion we merchers would benefit from a gold sink.
Me- waitaminit, don't you think its greedy to want a gold plated bathroom fixture?!
H- no you misunderstand, most players can't even afford twinks...
Me (interrupting)- no one should eat those hostess snack foods when Doritos are clearly the intelligent players choice for satisfaction!
My anger at these Insane remarks caused to to see clearly, ANOTHER HUNZZZ IMPOSTER!! Realizing the jig was up he landed a mighty sucker punch ( crit )



Little did I know I was being watched by my patriotic fans



It's little secret that Applejack represents truthiness, and so together we defeated this coward!




Well, truth is , I came to being given mouth to mouth by an unatractive older gentalman. But rest assured when I retell this story to others, it will be me saving Spiderman somehow, well leave that to editing.


As we say in the south, don't let the truth get in the way of a good story.