We have our winners! (PL song parodies!)

[KingFu]

First off, I would like to thank everyone who participated! We had a great list of entries and it was a tough call to choose our winners, but we did.

Here are the prizes for each winner:

First: 100K
Second: 50K
Third: 25K

We judged mainly off of creativity and how well the lyrics fit with the songs. We had some wonderful entries and it truly was a tough call.

So here are your winners:

First: Kavanah
Second: bmc85uk
Third: Nightarcher


You all had very original, and exciting entries! Please add "Mysticalmule" and your prizes will be awarded once we are both on.



Special thanks to Clow1995 for inspiring the idea for the contest, and thanks a ton to Goatycoady, and Royce for helping me judge the contestants, without you, we wouldn't have our winners!

Here are the winning contest entries!

Kavanah:
PL Rhapsody - Kavanah (original song Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen)

"Mama! Justg banned Laquint again
Put a hammer against his head
Pressed a button now he's dead
Mama! A new character has just begun
But now the twinks have gone and blown the noobs away
Mama, oooohh ooohh ooohhh
Didn't mean to rage and cry
But if Asommers doesn't reply back by this time tomorrow
I'll carry on, carry on, as if nerfing really matters

It's too late, my time has come
Banned's shiv's run down my spine
My bear body is aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've GTG
Gotta leave djinns behind and turn to shoooot
Mama! ooohh oooh ooohh
I don't want to die
Sometimes I wish I'd never bought good luck pots at all!

(guitar solo)

I see a little silhouette of an elf
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, Lone is a huge lame-o
Thunderbolts and Lightning, Dawninfinity is very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, ...Barbosso?
Cinco has a big beardoooOO..ooOOooOO
I'm just a poor nooby nobody loves me
He's just a poor nooby and a merchanter's guildy
Spare him from his life of becoming an economic monstrocity

Easy come, easy go, where will this portal let me go?
Bismillah! Nooo, it will not let me go
Let him go
Bismillah! Nooo, it will not let me go
Let him go
It will not let him go!
Let him go
It will not let him go!
Let me go go go go go go gooooo
No no no no no no no
Mama mia mama mia it wont let me go
Beelzubub has put Mynas tombs in for Bean, for Bean, forrr HolyBeannnn!

So you think you can flame me and not see eye to eye
So you think you can friend me and then not rev me when I die
Oh Fluffy, can't do this to me Fluffy
Just gotta exit out, just gotta exit the level right out of here

(guitar solo)

Nerfing really matters
Anyone can see
Nerfing really matters
Nerfing really matterssss to meeeee"


bmc85uk:

As planned, here is 'The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy'.

"Guess who released a client patch today,
Those Spacetime members, developin' away,
Game's been changed, can't wait to play,
But man you know those devs are crazy!
Quests to do, and rare loot to be found,
Stats-based skills, and more content in-bound,
Come join the pocket party - Forest Haven towne,
Drivin all the Mynas gen' crazy...

(Chorus)
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne,
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne,
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne,
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne...

That Avian chick that used to dance for pots,
Every night she'd be knockin' back Hardcore Playa shots,
Hangin' round all the power level hot spots,
Thinking 'bout the level cap, dreamin',
And that time over at JustG's place,
She liquidated Jakis's pinks and Blast Shot Cinco's face,
Asommers rez'ed him, Samhayne and Futumsh chased,
But she got Beckoned by Decker!

(Chorus)
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne,
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne,
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne,
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne...

Friday night, they'll be spec'ed to kill,
Frozen Nightmares, got no time to chill,
Might see Ernesto, might see Li'l Bill,
And if the Ursan wanna fight you better let 'em!
Heal-bot in the corner, blasting heals out all day long,
The fights are gettin longer, and it can't be wrong,
Cant be wrong, even if the noobs can't play along,
Don't nerf the Ancient Swamps again,

(Chorus)
The traders are spammin' towne, the traders are spammin' towne,
PvP raiders are gankin' towne, PvP raiders are gankin' towne,
Invaders are scamming' towne, invaders are scammin' towne,
Masqueraders are damning towne, masqueraders are damning towne..... "


Nightarcher:
Original song: The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels
--

"The Devil went a-leeching, he was looking for some free xp.
He was screwed, ‘cause he was still a noob, and sucked at pvp.
When he saw a level forty-five, killin’ left and right,
He entered that game and told that dude “You boot me and you die!”

“I know you think you’re godly, and got a hundred thousand kills,
“But if I had a shock lance, you’d be runnin’ for the hills!
“Now don’t you be a coward, and kick me ‘cause I’m beast,
“Just hand me seven- million gold, at the very least!”

Then he started laughing, and said “Kid, you’ve got some balls.
“But this is my game, you’ve tried in vain, get the heck out of these halls!”



Satan, you’d better hurry up and level up real soon,
Or else your pocket legends file will surely meet its doom!
Still a lousy level twelve magician with no staff,
Liquidated it and can’t get it back!



So Satan made a new file, to show that guy who’s boss.
He leeched some more to make up for the time that he had lost.
His bear reached level thirty-three, and he said, “Now I’m the best!”
Then a friend of his logged on and they both set out on this quest...



When the Devil entered his game, it was a round of 5 on 5.
Then he saw that team of maxed-out dudes and couldn’t believe his eyes!

Lightning, Firestorm, run you noob!
They’re gunna freeze you so ya cannot move!
Armor broken, screams of fear!
Blood spattered on the wall in smears!



The Devil flamed his rivals, yelling loud, “You have no life!”
“You teamers can’t win fairly, so come one-on-one and fight!”
That forty-five said, “Ok, go and give it your best shot!
“Buff when ready, come at me, if you’re as good as you once thought!”

Across the room, the elite flew!
Satan’s beckon and hellscream too!
Until the 45’s friend stabbed him in the back...?
“Oops, sorry dude, I kind of lagged.”