Funny Chat Of The Day.

[Zeus]

lol . its really weird, yet funny that these kind of things always happen to guys, not to girls playin as a rougue .

The girls just go: "Ewwww creep!" *ignore*

[Bbnc]

The girls just go: "Ewwww creep!" *ignore*

no one have ever told me anything bad at first place....

[Mysticaleagle]

no one have ever told me anything bad at first place....

Simply because you ain't attractive.

[Bbnc]

I remember this one happening before Bryce left


Player1: Bryce ive been chatting to you for ages and you not replyiinnnn
Player2: Yes Bryce i tried talking to you the other day you never move
Player3: *Talks in some strange language that i have no idea*
Player1: *Talks in the strange language 2*
Me: He's a NPC
Player1: So?
All players: * Random language for a few minutes and leave *

hahaha they all talked about you !

[Bbnc]

Simply because you ain't attractive.

so when you are attractive you deserve to hear those cr*ps?


kkk

[Mysticaleagle]

so when you are attractive you deserve to hear those cr*ps?


kkk

Yeah! You literally feel special once you get em!

[Bbnc]

Yeah! You literally feel special once you get em!

hmmm interesting.

[Erdnase]

Earlier today in kraag random guy pms me...


Random guy: Bunnies hopping everywhere

Me: Yeh ikr

Random guy: Hey u mind if i take a dump next to u?

*I look around for the guy*

Me: Umm yes... Where r u anyway dude?

Random guy: My dump smelled so i ran away.

Me: U mean u just dumped ur load next to me and walked away?

Random guy: Yeah, its the IBS, cant help it.

Me: Dont make me report u for leaving ur junk in the streets, come clean it up.

Random guy: Noo! Dont report me. Just let me wipe my butt first.

Me: .....fair enough


I never saw the guy, or from him again either. So idk. Just take mind where u step the next time ur in kraag.

[Glasveena]

Me, a rogue entered a dungeon, a warrior invited me for party. After we killed the boss:
Me: thanx for your help bro!
Warrior: Thanx to you too. *sent me friend request*
Me: *accepting friend request*
Warrior: are you a girl?
Warrior: are u a girl or not?
Me: no..
Warrior: *delete me from his friend list* *go to other place*
Me: ....

A few days later..
Random player: Hi!
Me: hi!
Random player: I want to be your friend
Me: Oo, okay..
Random player: Are u a girl player or not?
Me: no, I’m not..
Random player: nevermind then

why??? -.-“

[I am new to forum, and i like this thread]

[lovestriker]

Me, a rogue entered a dungeon, a warrior invited me for party. After we killed the boss:
Me: thanx for your help bro!
Warrior: Thanx to you too. *sent me friend request*
Me: *accepting friend request*
Warrior: are you a girl?
Warrior: are u a girl or not?
Me: no..
Warrior: *delete me from his friend list* *go to other place*
Me: ....

A few days later..
Random player: Hi!
Me: hi!
Random player: I want to be your friend
Me: Oo, okay..
Random player: Are u a girl player or not?
Me: no, I’m not..
Random player: nevermind then

why??? -.-“

[I am new to forum, and i like this thread]

Hahaha, I know that feeling. well kinda. Random people used to send me "I love you" and/or "are you single or not?" messages. They stop once I tell them I'm a guy. lol.

[Bluepinixy]

Ahaha everytime someone asks me about my gender I tell them ima smurf

[Glasveena]

Ahaha everytime someone asks me about my gender I tell them ima smurf

Nice, I shall do that too, but maybe not smurf

[Deadroth]

Lmao! New one just now, made me laugh so hard.


I was just walking in Windmoore, when:

*walks around*

Player 1,2,3,4 ''HIM LETS ATTACK HIM!!''

*Myst sees 4 players running towards him*

*myst runs away pretty fast*

Me ''ME?? Why??''

*Player 1,2,3,4 spams Myst's trade and chat*

Me ''Guys, stop. I can just mute you all anyways...''

Player 1,2 ''NO WAIT SIR''

Me ''?????''

Player 1,2,3,4 (all at same time, that's what made me laugh) ''WE JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A BANANA MY FRIEND''

Lol!



What's yours?

Um lol swains

I had clever converse:

P: Hey could you be my girlfriend
M: emmm.. yyy
P: Thats great i knew u like me
M: *evilsmileeeeeeee*
P: Whats ur name?
M: my name is John
P: ewww u r a boy
M: *evilsmileeeeeeee*
P: oh u have been reported!
M: Lol? Yes... apart of the altruistic questions of metaphisical pietism in your performance and taking for attention all of the aspects of that topic I adequately and with all my firmness can attempt the statement that perception of mine mentality does not obligate me to conversation with you because you do not even stand in the vestibule of mine intellectual and moral needs
P: ahh kk i knew warrior isn't a good class for me

LMAOOOOOO

P - player
M - me

[Cremated]

Your orange writing confuses me when i read long parts of your text.

[Alhuntrazeck]

hehe yep. crem, ur unbanned now?

[Bbnc]

hehe yep. crem, ur unbanned now?

Dont make him talk about other subjects.. he may get banned again.

[katish]

So this is not a chat per say but was really funny.. I should've taken a picture!

My mage self and a rogue friend were doing a quick explore of Nordrd just as it opened up, and at the Alpha wolf...

Round 1
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock fireball ice space space space
boss' health goes down a bit
<mage> hey this is going really well for just us!
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
RIP
mage - charge clock
RIP

Round 2
<mage> wth just happened? i wasn't even near the guy!
<rogue> yeah dk wasn't really paying attention
repeat spets from round 1
RIP
RIP

Round 3
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock fireball ice space space space
boss' health goes down a bit
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock
*mage squint thru the damage spam*
<mage> ohh he has a reflecting shield
<mage> stop attacking when shield is up
*mage runs to the other side of the map*
<mage> I SAID STOP ATTACKING WHEN SHIELD IS UP it reflects on the whole party!
*mage now panicking cuz rogue wont listen!*
*pot spam pot spam*
<rogue> I am not doing anything!
<mage> oh it's me DoT of clock is reflecting back
RIP


It was fun

[xcainnblecterx]

So this is not a chat per say but was really funny.. I should've taken a picture!

My mage self and a rogue friend were doing a quick explore of Nordrd just as it opened up, and at the Alpha wolf...

Round 1
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock fireball ice space space space
boss' health goes down a bit
<mage> hey this is going really well for just us!
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
RIP
mage - charge clock
RIP

Round 2
<mage> wth just happened? i wasn't even near the guy!
<rogue> yeah dk wasn't really paying attention
repeat spets from round 1
RIP
RIP

Round 3
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock fireball ice space space space
boss' health goes down a bit
rogue - charge aimed shot hit space space space
mage - charge clock
*mage squint thru the damage spam*
<mage> ohh he has a reflecting shield
<mage> stop attacking when shield is up
*mage runs to the other side of the map*
<mage> I SAID STOP ATTACKING WHEN SHIELD IS UP it reflects on the whole party!
*mage now panicking cuz rogue wont listen!*
*pot spam pot spam*
<rogue> I am not doing anything!
<mage> oh it's me DoT of clock is reflecting back
RIP


It was fun

Yea starting feel like time needs to be switched out now-.- maybe the next 5 skills ill just put in ice and keep time

[katish]

This one happened today at Kraag..

person1 - who can give all
person2 - i give it everyday
person1 - i wan hell
person1 - me
person1 - who giving fck
me - he said he's giving hell not fck!

[DocDoBig]

Hope Myst isn't banned forever.